okay, so since I've seen several others dirty laundry I guess it's only fair to air some of mine (although it's like washing new clothes to get the sizing out.)

What color are your underwear/panties?
grey boxers

Do they have a design?
yep, black and charcoal circles.

What color are your socks?
white with grey toes and heels (ok now I'm getting bored)

Is there a design on them?
Nope


... And okay here's where I get a bit more into the nitty gritty. (nitty gritty you just wanna perv.)

Are you a virgin?
Yes

Happy that way?
happy that I haven't to someone who didn't deserve it. Unhappy that i don't have someone to give it to.

What is your favorite sex position?
missionary, I can't read the back on someone's head for cues... duh

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Bi, with the odd idea of wanting to have kids but being attracted to (lusting after ) guys slightly more than girls (I think that's cause I was taught from a early age to respect women and they aren't sex objects)

Do you look at hentai?
yeah, not much

Real porn?
yes, quite a bit to be honest....

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yes, I have a very creative imagination...

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Yep, kinda only that, cause I respect women to much and not men... I'm weird

Who was your first kiss with?
preschool crush (on cheek cause she was sick at the time)/Jr High friend who I was close with (on lips, her mom tired to set us up later.)/ my ex boyfriend (first night we went on a date. He jumped in my arms and...)



Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes, yes, no

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
see above

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, but I'd want to date them first. I'm not a hop into bed kind of guy if I care about them.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No. Don't want any. but I like them if done well.

If so, where?
N/a

Do you have any tattoos?
no, but I will after I get my degree in the winter.

If so, where?
left shoulder is where I'm planning it

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
No.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Unless getting a secondhand high or drinking underage counts.

If so, which ones?
got high from spray paint while working in an unventilated space. not good. I sneezed white boogers for three days.

Have you ever cheated on someone?
No

Ever been cheated on?
Not all the way, but I saw the signs.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Not to my face, bitch yes, fag yes, asshole yes.

Do you own any sex toys?
No, don't want to explain bill to mom.

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
No. but I was involved in someone's with my cousin and a three-way...(twitch)

Have you ever masturbated?
Yup. like six times a week...what It's great stress relieve.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Yes.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Yes, I can be sneaky when I want to be or during games of ToD for proof. (promptly deleted.)

Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
Condoms or pull the fuck out, dumbass!

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
There is folder that no one will ever find so there is no proof. :P

Do you swear in front of your parents?
I try not to but I have an Irish temper...

Do they care?
Dad, eh...Mom, yes, oh hell yes.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
It was more awkward reading CC's...it's like knowing too much about a good friend...bad thing I kinda knew most of his.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
NO, of course not. CC forced me for blackmail purposes :V

Well, now you know...ok, well it's late. gonna go jerk it and crash. :V

Jac