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17 years ago
Here's your foxy tidbit for the week of March 17th, 2008.
I had extensive dental surgery last week... and lived! Mah new teef make me talk funneh, but once the swelling goes down and the stitches are removed.. everything should be fine again.
Saturday, the 22nd, is mah birthday. Since no one ever does anything for birthdays past the age of 21, I'm co-hosting a lan party that day.
Super hung subs are hard to find. At least in the RP circles I frequent. There seems to be a size-queen threshold of sorts; once a herm/shemale passes sixteen inches or so, the almighty power of the penis takes hold and any previous weak/meek/shy impulses are overridden by a throbbing sense of self esteem. Not that I mind this trend, but personally.. I'd like to have a cuddley thing with a python rather than another bitch stepping up to rule me. A little balance to the force, plz.
Lastly... fuck kitsunes. This sort of ties in with my general dislike of mythical creatures and directly opposes my free points for vixens. What a difference a few tails make, eh? But that's the point... Kitsune legend attributed those tails to magic power. Kitsunes are -supposed- to be demons, tricksters. Only occasionally merciful in a long line of leading travelers astray/to their doom. Much like other demons, these are not the sort of people you'd wanna have drinks with, not the type you'd take to your bed.
I know that the fantasy fandom has become enamored with demons because they have 'fun' body parts like tenticles and extra limbs, but they're supposed to be merciless soul sucking killers. How many sexy sharks and spiders do you see wandering about? Not many. Y'know why? Dying mid-coitus isn't terribly sexy. The problem is, people playing demons really don't play them very evil. Same with kitsunes. You've got all these extra body features, magic powers and whatnot... and it's not being put to use. You, the players, have effective raped the myths of all their meaning and significance by taking something you thought would be hot and sticking a trait on the contextually wrong role.
I really have very little respect for players who cannot seem to play the species they've made their character in. Mythologically? Unicorns are supposed to be aloof. Dragons are supposed to be proud and territorial. Neither are supposed to be having mixed species orgies. I know, unheard of, but acknowledge a little lore if you're gonna fucking make a character out of it. Similiarly, I like it when canine characters are simple, affectionate and loyal. I like it when feline characters are smug, graceful and glamorous. I like it when rodents are played quiet and nervous. Seriously, species fit into archetypes. Science says so. Stop cramming your personal bullshit into a fursuit because you think it looks cute.
I typically won't acknowledge a kitsune in play unless she (it's always a she, isn't it?) is trying to mislead someone. Because that's what kitsunes are supposed to do. Anything less is an overglorified vixen with a mutant condition. Take your extra tails and shove 'em up your ass.
I had extensive dental surgery last week... and lived! Mah new teef make me talk funneh, but once the swelling goes down and the stitches are removed.. everything should be fine again.
Saturday, the 22nd, is mah birthday. Since no one ever does anything for birthdays past the age of 21, I'm co-hosting a lan party that day.
Super hung subs are hard to find. At least in the RP circles I frequent. There seems to be a size-queen threshold of sorts; once a herm/shemale passes sixteen inches or so, the almighty power of the penis takes hold and any previous weak/meek/shy impulses are overridden by a throbbing sense of self esteem. Not that I mind this trend, but personally.. I'd like to have a cuddley thing with a python rather than another bitch stepping up to rule me. A little balance to the force, plz.
Lastly... fuck kitsunes. This sort of ties in with my general dislike of mythical creatures and directly opposes my free points for vixens. What a difference a few tails make, eh? But that's the point... Kitsune legend attributed those tails to magic power. Kitsunes are -supposed- to be demons, tricksters. Only occasionally merciful in a long line of leading travelers astray/to their doom. Much like other demons, these are not the sort of people you'd wanna have drinks with, not the type you'd take to your bed.
I know that the fantasy fandom has become enamored with demons because they have 'fun' body parts like tenticles and extra limbs, but they're supposed to be merciless soul sucking killers. How many sexy sharks and spiders do you see wandering about? Not many. Y'know why? Dying mid-coitus isn't terribly sexy. The problem is, people playing demons really don't play them very evil. Same with kitsunes. You've got all these extra body features, magic powers and whatnot... and it's not being put to use. You, the players, have effective raped the myths of all their meaning and significance by taking something you thought would be hot and sticking a trait on the contextually wrong role.
I really have very little respect for players who cannot seem to play the species they've made their character in. Mythologically? Unicorns are supposed to be aloof. Dragons are supposed to be proud and territorial. Neither are supposed to be having mixed species orgies. I know, unheard of, but acknowledge a little lore if you're gonna fucking make a character out of it. Similiarly, I like it when canine characters are simple, affectionate and loyal. I like it when feline characters are smug, graceful and glamorous. I like it when rodents are played quiet and nervous. Seriously, species fit into archetypes. Science says so. Stop cramming your personal bullshit into a fursuit because you think it looks cute.
I typically won't acknowledge a kitsune in play unless she (it's always a she, isn't it?) is trying to mislead someone. Because that's what kitsunes are supposed to do. Anything less is an overglorified vixen with a mutant condition. Take your extra tails and shove 'em up your ass.
Also, yes, there is some... draw just to the extra tails, I really don't know what it is, I see it a lot, I even had it myself, though eventually phased it out completely.
Another -huge- pet peeve.. "demon forms". The biggest cop out ever. Designed for people who want to kinda sorta be 'evil' sometimes, but mostly just want a hyper-sexual version of their normal character. Again, not at all demonish. Just another BS excuse for hot topic in play.
You know me. I play an elephant. A freaking elephant. ... as far as how an elephant is suppose to act, by stereotypes, I'm not 100% sure... but I often do hearken back to large, black women. That's a rather broad field, but I do kind of bounce around. ... but the thing that pisses me off is how many little tiny-ini, 5 foot tall critters want to walk up to a 13 foot tall elephant and go "Ooo! Cute! Let me run my penis through your whole body!" ... I know, that's not really about "acting the part", but it's more along the lines of "I don't care about 'characters', I just want to have the biggest cock and breasts and use them to fuck everything in sight." ... much along the lines of raping myths and creatures, like you said.
Honestly, I do think Relana could be sexy to some people... but I do prefer to play hir as a sneak, getting what shi wants and moving on. Sometimes that's a quick screw... some time it's a meal. But it seems that no one is interested in letting me play hir as intended - with flaws, and issues and problems. They expect a perfect little fuck partner, and that's that. Le sigh.
That being said, Minnie would be more then happy to sub for Doc Fox... if the good Doctor is looking to praise and lavish said python...
The draw is magical power, I think. A lot of people are drawn to power, and either want to play charactesr with a lot of it, or a notable lack of it, depending on their mindset. 'Kitsune' gets associated strongly with magic, so all the magic-lovers go for it without care.
I have to agree wholeheartedly on the dragon thing, too. When I see someone who's playing a lowly, subservient, even obsequious dragon, it makes me a little ill.
As for subs with pythons, well, I can see you've already gotten some volunteers, but I'll volunteer Shadina as well. She's a switch, but she'll cuddle with you with a cock as long as you'd like, without needing to get uppity on your sexy tail. :)