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The "Manly" Exam
13 years ago
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly (ALL THE TOOLS!)
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [~] You spit on the ground when not in a building. (Only if there's something in my mouth; and I usually spit into a trash can)
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 9 and a half
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [x] Wrestling (And that's the bottom line!)
19) [ ] Boxing/MMA
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 15 and a half
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot (UK equivalent: Jackson's)
22) [x] Lowe's (UK equivalent: B&Q)
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores (We don't have those in the UK. I shop at commercial outlets)
24) [x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 22 and a half
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [x] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] Shit
40) [x] Here's your problem
Total So Far: 31 and a half
Do you read:
41) [ ] Playboy
42) [ ] Sports Illustrated
43) [ ] Comic books
44) [ ] Men's Health, Fitness, and/or Journal
Total So Far: 31 and a half
Have you:
45) [x] NEVER crossdressed for any reason
46) [ ] NEVER cried during or after a film/television show. The Rugrats movie, when I was younger, at the bit where Tommy was raging at Dil in the forest)[)/b]
47) [x] NEVER chose wine over beer/liquor at a party.
48) [x] NEVER attended a baby shower.
49) [x] NEVER said no to going to a strip club when you could afford it.
50) [x] NEVER shaved/removed your body hair.[b] (I shave my chin occasionally, but I don't think that counts)
Total So Far: 36 and a half
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 73%!
taken from
challenger01
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [~] You spit on the ground when not in a building. (Only if there's something in my mouth; and I usually spit into a trash can)
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 9 and a half
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [x] Wrestling (And that's the bottom line!)
19) [ ] Boxing/MMA
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 15 and a half
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot (UK equivalent: Jackson's)
22) [x] Lowe's (UK equivalent: B&Q)
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores (We don't have those in the UK. I shop at commercial outlets)
24) [x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 22 and a half
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [x] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] Shit
40) [x] Here's your problem
Total So Far: 31 and a half
Do you read:
41) [ ] Playboy
42) [ ] Sports Illustrated
43) [ ] Comic books
44) [ ] Men's Health, Fitness, and/or Journal
Total So Far: 31 and a half
Have you:
45) [x] NEVER crossdressed for any reason
46) [ ] NEVER cried during or after a film/television show. The Rugrats movie, when I was younger, at the bit where Tommy was raging at Dil in the forest)[)/b]
47) [x] NEVER chose wine over beer/liquor at a party.
48) [x] NEVER attended a baby shower.
49) [x] NEVER said no to going to a strip club when you could afford it.
50) [x] NEVER shaved/removed your body hair.[b] (I shave my chin occasionally, but I don't think that counts)
Total So Far: 36 and a half
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 73%!
taken from
challenger01