That's right. Mud can piss off.

I'd parked in a field entrance to take some pictures of the snow we've just had fall and whilst I was out of my truck, it suddenly slid forwards down a short muddy slope and into a tree. The bull bar she has on the front stopped there from being any damage worth worrying about, but the bumper folded like tin foil so it looks worse than it is.

Mum freaked out when she saw it, and she's still raging about it.

I know it's my fault for parking my truck where I did, but the mud was under fresh snow and I was under the impression that a parking brake meant your car was parked. Doesn't mean it can't go sliding around with the wheels not turning.

So: Fuck mud, fuck my life.