You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yes this is dog may i sniff your ass to get to know you?

Stranger: if you want to :/

You: *nods and sniffs your ass* how are you

Stranger: lol, i'm fine,how are you?

You: im good just got off the phone with my friend horse

Stranger: interesting lol

You: now down to business would you like to hear the holy word of the dark father?

Stranger: i guess so

You: take thy childs hand and sever it from thee and drink the blood filled with life for immortality

You: blessed is thy child with severed into mulitple parts

You: and honored is he when sacrificed in the name of the dark lord

You: take thy blade and open yee arm and let the blood flow in to your dark father AND GIVE HIM LIFE

Stranger: ok that's ..wow : |

You: blessed you will be when you follow the dark lords will

You: are you ready to take thy knife and prise or dark father?

Stranger: are you really asking me that?

You: yes my brother are you ready?!

You: are you ready to give life to our dark father!!

Stranger: ok, i guess

You: take thy blade and press it to your flesh and tear it open and let the ruby's flow down to the maw of our father brother let him spring forth into life

You: let his maw fill with life

You: his throat work in power

You: his stomache aches for the flesh of the innocent

You: let him come forth

Stranger: did you ever do this before?

You: i have done it meny a time my brother

You: i have given my lifes blood for my dark lord

You: and i shall do it agiane tonight

You: then soon he will come and tear the flesh off the innocent children and feast apon them

You: the screams will fill the night and i will sleep peacfully under the wings of my father

Stranger: ok, it will hurt?

You: no unless you are justine beiber

Stranger: i'm not so , lol

You: then take your knife and cut deep my brother

You: oh and you get pluse ten points if you kill justine beiber just so you know

Stranger: ok, i already cut

You: now lie down and wait for our father to come forth to you and you might want to have a thing of Vaseline its going to be rough