Me: Are you going to the thingie?
Him: What thingie?
Me: The big hard pulsing red thingie.
Him: *blinks 50 times and blushes*
Me: *laughs hysterically*
Him: Uh......
Me: Let's hope it doesn't rain or it'll be really wet.
Him: *blushes more*
Me: *laughs hysterically again*
Him: Oh my.
Me: I have a question.
Him: Oh god, I'm gonna regret this. What is it?
Me: Are you going to come?
Him: *blushes redder than a strawberry*
Me: *laughs hysterically and starts to cry and cramp from laughing*
Him:You are an evil cookie.
Me: *gasping for breath* I..... know......
Me: Did you enjoy riding the wet rapids?
Him: *Blushes and hums "London Brigde is Falling Down"*
Me: I really enjoyed riding the big hard thingie.
Him: *blushes more and starts humming again*
Me: My favorite part was when our rides came together.
Him: *stops breathing for a few seconds and gasps for air, hides face*
Me: *rolls off the bed, holding my sides as my eyes water laughing harder than I ever have in my entire life*