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Sex Meme, because I'm bored and terrible
13 years ago
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because I'm terrible bored at work.....
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Hell yes
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All times are dandy, but I'm a fan of afternoon delight myself.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yup, but trying to do so less.
5. How often? Lately?
Once a week or so, but it's been hell trying to do it that rarely.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Got a dollar placed in my underwear while I danced in a cage during a bar crawl, so yeah, sure.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, unless I'm in a bath mood.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
Yep. Was kinda hard to concentrate though.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
All the time.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both! (totally agree with Sen)
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Love my boyfriend dearly.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope, but I try.
13. Would you choose love or money?
I'd take love. Money won't be important when I live on the MOON!
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Oral, Domming, and Biting
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yup, but not with me.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In my bed.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In an aqueduct.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yup. That was a great story for the parents.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Kinda... but mostly for booze.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
A few times.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Almost ever time.
24. What's your sexuality?
Big ol' flamin' faggot!
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
Yup. Didn't turn out very well though.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Only once.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, but it would be fun.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Many times.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
Many times.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yup.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A BD dildo (ridgeback), a buttplug, and some rope.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yup.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Not yet lol
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yup. Really dull.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes, also really dull.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Only if someone gets off!
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Missionary
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Getting oral while sitting on something high up, like a counter or back of a couch.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yup, a couple times.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
My man ^.=.^ because I know he wants to haha.
because I'm terrible bored at work.....1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Hell yes
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All times are dandy, but I'm a fan of afternoon delight myself.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yup, but trying to do so less.
5. How often? Lately?
Once a week or so, but it's been hell trying to do it that rarely.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Got a dollar placed in my underwear while I danced in a cage during a bar crawl, so yeah, sure.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, unless I'm in a bath mood.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
Yep. Was kinda hard to concentrate though.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
All the time.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both! (totally agree with Sen)
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Love my boyfriend dearly.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope, but I try.
13. Would you choose love or money?
I'd take love. Money won't be important when I live on the MOON!
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Oral, Domming, and Biting
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yup, but not with me.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In my bed.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In an aqueduct.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yup. That was a great story for the parents.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Kinda... but mostly for booze.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
A few times.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Almost ever time.
24. What's your sexuality?
Big ol' flamin' faggot!
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
Yup. Didn't turn out very well though.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Only once.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, but it would be fun.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Many times.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
Many times.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yup.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A BD dildo (ridgeback), a buttplug, and some rope.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yup.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Not yet lol
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yup. Really dull.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes, also really dull.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Only if someone gets off!
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Missionary
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Getting oral while sitting on something high up, like a counter or back of a couch.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yup, a couple times.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
My man ^.=.^ because I know he wants to haha.
