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The Delightfully Awkward Meme
13 years ago
THE PAINFULLY AWKWARD MEME
-Name: Pandorah
-Gender: Female
-Orientation: Heterosexual
-Sign: Capricorn
1. How much do you weigh?:
At least once a day.
2. Do you pee in the shower?:
No, it'd be considerably messier if I tried it as opposed to, say, someone of the male persuasion.
3. Do you look in the toilet before flushing?:
Yes, I sometimes find interesting specimens doing so.
4. Are you a virgin?:
Yes
5. If no, what is the weirdest thing (you want) your partner (to say) to you during sex?:
"Do you pee in the shower?"
6. What is the weirdest object you ever used for masturbation?:
I don't stick weird things near my vagina.
7. What are your fetishes / kinks / (things you are generally attracted to)? List them all:
- Manly men with happy trails and muscles who fight bears on mountains and take charge in bed and cook and clean and whisper that I'm beautiful *o*
- Europeans
- Uniforms
- Historical clothing
- lol i dunno
8. Have you ever been sexually attracted to one of your FA friends?:
I might be but this site has a way of making me consider a life of chastity...
9. If so, give us a hint as to who the last one you thought that way about was?
How about no.
10. Are you doing this entire thing with 100% honesty?:
I fill out these memes with the utmost sincerity.
11. I say mosquito, you say:
Kill it, nigga.
12. I say Steven Segal, you say:
Okay.
13. Oh no, here comes the big one...are you ready for this?
Get it away from me.
14. Are you sure?:
Leave me alone.
15. Okay here it goes...:
Fuck off or you'll lose it forever.
16. What is your favorite color?
*BLUSHES*
-Name: Pandorah
-Gender: Female
-Orientation: Heterosexual
-Sign: Capricorn
1. How much do you weigh?:
At least once a day.
2. Do you pee in the shower?:
No, it'd be considerably messier if I tried it as opposed to, say, someone of the male persuasion.
3. Do you look in the toilet before flushing?:
Yes, I sometimes find interesting specimens doing so.
4. Are you a virgin?:
Yes
5. If no, what is the weirdest thing (you want) your partner (to say) to you during sex?:
"Do you pee in the shower?"
6. What is the weirdest object you ever used for masturbation?:
I don't stick weird things near my vagina.
7. What are your fetishes / kinks / (things you are generally attracted to)? List them all:
- Manly men with happy trails and muscles who fight bears on mountains and take charge in bed and cook and clean and whisper that I'm beautiful *o*
- Europeans
- Uniforms
- Historical clothing
- lol i dunno
8. Have you ever been sexually attracted to one of your FA friends?:
I might be but this site has a way of making me consider a life of chastity...
9. If so, give us a hint as to who the last one you thought that way about was?
How about no.
10. Are you doing this entire thing with 100% honesty?:
I fill out these memes with the utmost sincerity.
11. I say mosquito, you say:
Kill it, nigga.
12. I say Steven Segal, you say:
Okay.
13. Oh no, here comes the big one...are you ready for this?
Get it away from me.
14. Are you sure?:
Leave me alone.
15. Okay here it goes...:
Fuck off or you'll lose it forever.
16. What is your favorite color?
*BLUSHES*
Thanks to Ashes I don't have any doubt left in my mind.