I want to believe

well obviously youd tell us that..youre in on it!!

Haha. <3

This is so Meta.

it's on the internet.

it must be true!

It's part of the Illuminaughtys fault! Lol xD

Shhhhh! They'll hear you!

Oh my god, someone who agrees with me!

The truth is out there! Or is it?

Conspiracy Theories are just spread by Big Metal to increase tinfoil sales.
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

So typical then how do you explain the Something-Or-Other documents, huh?? google "Dr. Whatshisface" you're life will never be the same WAKE UP AND TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE this is you're life we're talking about dont you realize??

Was not ready for the knowledge bomb you dropped on me! Next time give a warning!