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Just a note - we've apparently attracted the attention of Chinese spammers who want to shill cheap, low quality pants and knock-off merchandise for low, low prices! EEEWWWWWW! We are working to combat this horrific problem.
If you receive spam, please hide the comments from your page, and open a ticket with the spammer's account name so we can investigate.
We will NOT tolerate spamming on the site. If you spam you will be banned. We may even set you on fire. It's all in your best interest, really. You know. For science. That tingling sensation you feel over your skin as you are engulfed in flame is like a warm blanket of re-assurance. Or shampoo. We're not really sure yet.
So don't be a spammer looking to sell knock off clothing at low, low prices. We've read the story. It just does not end well. Trust us. That last chapter? Sends a chill right down my spine.
If you receive spam, please hide the comments from your page, and open a ticket with the spammer's account name so we can investigate.
We will NOT tolerate spamming on the site. If you spam you will be banned. We may even set you on fire. It's all in your best interest, really. You know. For science. That tingling sensation you feel over your skin as you are engulfed in flame is like a warm blanket of re-assurance. Or shampoo. We're not really sure yet.
So don't be a spammer looking to sell knock off clothing at low, low prices. We've read the story. It just does not end well. Trust us. That last chapter? Sends a chill right down my spine.
Back on the subject of spammers? Screw them. Then burn them. Then piss on the ashes.
Unrelated madness.
:3 jk
But no, really. Nothing like that. Nothing like that all.
At least you guys don't do the badge thing like dA does...yet. I've been getting gifted badges forever now and I still don't get it. They're too tiny to even be appreciated!
Here's a Crate!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbQV5EazTu8
THE-DALEK-SUPREME has found A crate
ACtually, i know a friend that goes mad about collecting crates...He's weird.
Best comment~
I MUST HAVE HATS!
Tigefan51087HL2.exe has stopped working
SPAMSPAM
SPAMSPAM
SPAMSPAM
SPAMSPAM
SPAMSPAM
SPAMSPAM
SPAMSPAM
SPAMSPAM
SPAM
Hehe =D
WONDERFUL SPAM!!!
Bloody Vikings.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NojGlbNNcfs&feature=relmfu =D
No, these babyhogs are adorable!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMIRwCNvI94
ALL THE BABY THINGS ~!
Even if it says "Free Furry Porn, Click Here". Don't do it man!
y u do dis man
Seriously though... x3 I shall report anyone trying to sell me knock off jeans :P
Wait...never mind, I don't wanna know.
(in all honesty, my raccoon girl used to be a commando in a game I played.)
and I thought getting terrorists and naked people sending me friend requests via MSN was bad
"Hello friend, I need help transporting 5,600 tonnes of pants from my country..."
oh please =.=
SPAAAAAAAAAAMMIT :p
"Attack the site where it's 'weakest'," haha...
*revels in the fact that he killed someone by saying "relative"*
*subsequently dies because you said "interestingly"*
...
*someone else dies because I said "subsequently"*
...
*someone else dies because I said "subsequently" AGAIN...~*
...
And one last person died.
ANOTHER was injured because I said "person..." !!!!!!!
- :guzzlemuzzle9460: - Killing people with the English language since 2010, and loving it.
*Bejeweled 3 happens*
*becomes "The Ogre," thus killing EVERYONE for making them have to scroll down so far*
i love a good sniper shooting in the morning.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8182841/
SOMEBODY needed to get rid of him...
Welcome to the list.
from what i read last time i was at my local store anyway, but that was a while ago cos im lazy and i do online shopping X3
... but yeah, Walmart's an umbrella corporation now... it managed to finagle its way into Japan even.
<3<3<3<3<3
....Spamoff, apply to directly to the spam on your friend's forehead.
..lol
Thank you for the warning! Go get 'em!
Buuuuuuurn baby burn! :'D *dance*
I swear to God if it a damn automated robot telling me to vote for so-so to North Carolina whatever or someone wanting me to take a survey...I HATE CELL PHONE SPAM...
Incoming call from 800 spam number...Reject...same number interrupting a few minutes later, Reject again...Reject...Reject...REJECT...REEEEEEJECT...FUCKING SHIT...
Press 1`now to lower your interest payments or press zero to end this call now.
XD
but we have no cake. the cake is a lie.
It's like children's desease if you get it once you know how fucking annoying it is
that recent incident was insane....
* Tries to sell you some of this: http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-co.....0/09/spam5.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYbsrWmPbiI&feature=related
...YOU HAVE FREAKING KIMBA THE WHITE LION!
Just covering up the lack of Kimbas.
but then again, when they are paid the equivalent of $0.20/hr, $10 is technically a fortune.
Would take all of an hour to put in place.
Don't buy the cheap pants, they'll probably cause you to get cancer.
I'm trying to figure out why they would of all things, advertise their product on a furry site. xD
Though, I suppose if you have a fetish for getting a stomach pump...
(Hey, it could exist. Rule 36 of the Internet: It's somebody's fetish.)
marry me
and buy me cheap chinesse pantzzzz!!!! only 0.999999 pokedorrah o3o
1. They're stolen
2. They're counterfeit.
And usually stolen goods don't have such a significant markdown. Plus, while it's not good to generalize, China is quite famous for ripping off.... everyone.
I'm guessing these were "trousers" rather than the underpants that I though
Furries shouldn't wear pants!
Pants have quality levels? I had just assumed that they serve the purpose of covering your junk, which is a welcome trait here in Canada when winter comes around.
Also good during Bug season.
THAT'S REAL FUCKING NEATO!
Just a suggestion.
I MEAN FEEL LIKE A FLYING SOFA
Although seriously, on the lookout.
How do you hide Shouts, anyway?
Woo-hoo, China. You definitely have our number down.
as for the message okay.
THE BOTS ARE TAKING OVER! Dx ... lmao
you're being too kind to them.
and on another totally random note: FEnDER = Furry Experiment Director/Entertainment feRrox
i am genius :3
Problem solved, no more Chinese spammers. X3
Is ridiculous.
They won't stop. D:
...i have a feeling that a lot of people on this site would like this to come true.
Won't you feel safe, depending on China's famous quality construction when your very life is at risk? Buy now, save money, save your life!*
*Chinese goods are not actually very good, "good" is a metaphor for horrible. See store for details. Offer valid only in the forty eight continental states. Not available to minors. Not actually that much cheaper then the next guy.
corned beef hash is better
It's way too salty.
Hopefully we can get all those spammers outta here.
:l
You're just better finding an open-sourced blacklist filter as well as a captcha. A bot would occasionally pass by but it's better than several hundred spamming to oblivion in seconds.
and we also ended up on a "cartoony porn website" that needs a monthly fee to join
Anyways. haven't seen any spam yet, but i'll do my part if it shows up.
and now on FA fun
Have you ever bought a nice new piece of clothing, only to find once you get home that there's a hole missing? What a pain!
But now with the all new Automatic Cloth Punch you can make your own hole!
The Automatic Cloth Punch is usable in three simple, easy steps!
Step 1: Insert holeless product into machine.
Step 2: Press down on punching lever.
Step 3: Take out your brand new product friend, with the missing hole now right where it belongs!
The Automatic Hole Punch was invented by a bored teenager somewhere near Pasadena and became an instant hit, selling over a dozen units!
And now he's decided to offer them to you for the low, low price of $119.99!
Call now!
theautomaticclothpunchcomeswithoutleverplatformorreallyanysortofbody.onorderingtheautomaticclothpunchyouagreetonotsueusforfalseadvertising
000-000-0000
And the pants were dead.
There, now its been said.
alas its not so easy here
Fender, where's the spammer come from?
I guess they are from China...
and furries are cheapskates.
Hahaha that's why you are awesome Fender~!
But on a more serious note this is happening on other furry sites too.. Why do they even bother..? No one wants there bad products.
Either way i hope this gets put to a hold soon, Because i don't want to be offered viagra or anything like that. XD
sorry just had to ^,=,^
CHEAP JEANS
EVEN LITTLE BIRDIES WEAR CHEAP JEANS...
(and if you remember THOSE commercials from the '70s...well...)
I dont think that it will help to ban these accounts manuell - I had to change the registration process in my forums to keep these spam Bot away. (I had the viagra and "Fake US Passport" spammers o.O)
the next time. think it two times before do his kind of journals
Quit flipping out like rats on acid about stupid shit as this.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ll.....l851qdzie9.gif
"Thats waisist": Reference in "chinese" to a gif shouting "That's Racist".
Lurk Moar: The thing you must do now.
Inb4 is used as "before the thing that I say now happens", sort of speak.
Can't anyone of the admins see if someone is posting like hell.
And I like the Portal joke. Definitely because its an combination of GlaDOS and Cave Johnson.
1. Go to the bar up there, that everybody was complaining about some weeks ago.
2. Move your mouse over "My FA".
3. Move your mouse to "Report a problem" and click.
It should take you to where you can send a trouble ticket/report issues if done right.
If done wrong, it would take you to the void and to the city of R'lyeh where Cthulhu awaits asleep.
Try to go to the bar and follow the steps, just...not using a mouse.
gawd i haven't eaten that stuff in years >.<
now i want some :U
I had random spam on my Live Journal with russian ads and other.
Though it was weird since they commented on a bio page for a character of mine.
I know whole point of spamming. lol
But other then that. Hate for the random people and Spam to be here as well.
Well off to watch out for Pants sellers and a whole market of other goodness. lol
Chinese knockoff spam. Is: pants. Do not tolerate, report if encountered.
Gotcha.
Others ask for A/S/C.
whats in it?
*over radio: a mortor.*
why i need that?
Radio person: it burns spammers.
You guys have WAY more power than I thought you did o_o
What will they think of next?
http://smallbiztechnology.com/wp-co.....05/spamReg.png
I'll be on the lookout.
I'm all clean though, haven't even seen one.
Can I sell penis enlargement?
Guaranteed 2 biggur ur d1ck?!!
>jk
I was expecting something serious and what not
I woke everyone up in the house from my laughing!
/sarc. love you Fender
But best spamming ever? FlashGet after the update: the crapload of Asian ads EVERYWHERE once you launch it, mass popup attack and popups in the corner of your screen with a tint X that you mostly misclick, thus click on the ad and flood yourself with popups.
here's one of your spammers
Here is the one that just spammed me
-gets out flammable stuff- ok im ready to get the spammers
it is relevant now
I hid the comment and was like "Sad face. I can't get anybody to read my work."
Is it just me or does "shill" kind of join "regime" as the English language's nastiest-sounding words with the most mundane defintions?
what does it do for them? '.-.'
To wash away all of its users that aint right :P
The queen is mad at all of us!! XD
But seriously why would we need pants? We're furries. Most of us are naked! Except for the ones who wear those huge hipster pants. ^^ lol
And on FA there is a existing way to advertise already, that's within the rules. Those ad banners we got at the top of the page most of the time. The spammers need to advertise things furries would want though. Pants just ain't it. Plushies perhaps. Accessories that have cute animals or paw prints on them. I dig that! :)
(yes that's a joke. :) Relax)
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/wfwesdfwe/
<3 FA Admins
https://www.findmakarov.com
fenderisrcool.jp.co
Tosses Random Cans Of DerpBrand Derp Spam
furaffinity.net
Tosses English Spam, French Spam, Japanese Spam
and spammy mc spamspam
Disclaimer this was all in good fun no animalsz, fleshies, furries, feeling, or luls were harmed, damaged or eaten unless your... gonna eat that spam... *licks lips*
furries.jpg
wfwesdfwe
And here I thought I died back in 2008...
NOPE.Just Earth (Be a chum, and butcher a meme today! ).
Counter comment for obvious meme-based reply:
No I'm just 14 in a 2012 world, which is worse. (because "INb4" is for motherfucking kids. .-.).
Also, this comment is an intentional clusterfuck (because for one to properly "test the waters" on the pretext of needless indifference, he must be somewhat of a perpetually vexed pupil of only The Highest Troll... ).
ALSO, "meme-based" (see what I did there?).
I thought they already had 15 quadrillion dollars from the US
I have spammed various accounts here, mostly Patashu's.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/patashu/
Please ban me.
FurAffinity what is wrong with 90% of you.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kjdfhwegw/
China guy/girl: fire when redy
*BOOM BIG LAZOR ZAP* SPAM CHUNKS EVERY WHERE! *POOF BOOM*
China guy/girl 2: Cant we just cut our spam the right way? with i knife instead of a lazor? xD
..or has that been done already?
hey would rather make money off us than kill us that is just bad business so do not fear
Its something!
Like my mama always said u have pants that u dont use and ur not willing to give while there are people out there that pant to death!...
Or was that with the food?
You know what we must do.
*pulls out the BFG*
Reading that makes me think that GLaDOS is saying that. xD but seriously, spammers are really annoying. I don't want to take a fake survey to win $10,000 or so and later to figure out I'm bankrupt. You're not fooling me. (The surveys are the worst Dx )
Thanks for the warning
When did Chinese people start trying to sell stuff on FA? I feel like I missed something.