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13 years ago
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Ratte
Would you immediately look for someone right after you broke up with your bf/gf?
Last time I did that, I got nothing out of it. Honestly, recovery time is healthier.
What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
I am under the age of 21.
Currently waiting on something/someone?
I'm waiting on a cruise that I take in a week. I'm waiting for college application materials to become available later this summer. I'm waiting for graduation. I'm waiting to go to college. In fact, this entire stage of life is nothing other than waiting.
Last time you painted your nails?
I was in a chemistry class sophomore year, and some girls thought it would be funny, so...
What was the last thing you watched on television?
I don't know. I never watch TV.
Is your shirt yellow?
No.
How old will you be in 12 months?
18.
What did you do last night?
I stayed up, bored, until my mood deteriorated to the point where I decided I needed sleep.
What woke you up this morning?
Myself.
Do you sleep naked?
Not quite. I wear underwear.
What should you be doing right now?
Nothing at all.
On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you right now?
3. I am bored, my head hurts, and I have no idea how I'm going to entertain myself for the next week.
Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you are now?
Yeah. I even anticipated the inertia and boredom of my life now for years. I didn't think it'd be quite this inert or boring, but still.
Does the person you have feelings for, start with B, L, D, or M?
No, as there is no person I have feelings for.
Are you currently looking for a significant other?
No, as there are neither the means to look for one nor any significant other to be found.
Do you have make-up on?
No, as I am male.
Have you kissed anybody in the last four days?
No.
Have you ever held hands with someone in a car?
Maybe my ex-girlfriend, back last fall.
The name of the last person you kissed, started with a J or an R, right?
Yes, my ex-girlfriend's name was Jordan.
Are you taller than 5'7"?
6'2", so yes.
Would you rather be called, "Honey" or "Baby"?
I don't know/care.
The person you have the most feelings for, calls you right now. What do you do?
Wonder when they started existing.
Why aren't you texting the last person you kissed?
We broke up and barely talk. Plus, her cell phone is always lost anyways.
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Yes, as I have gone this far already.
What do you say during awkward silences?
"Well, this is awkward."
Have you ever got a D or an F on your report card?
No. A B is a bad grade for me, in fact.
Your last kiss meant nothing to you, right?
It did. I didn't really have any feelings for her, she didn't really have any feelings for me, and we were barely even seeing each other.
Next time you will get butterflies?
I don't know.
What does the last text you received concern?
What time I'd be going to a friend's house today.
Do you judge people, and then lie about it?
Yes, everybody does. Though I'm honest about my judgmental nature.
If you became a doctor, would you help your patients kill themselves?
Depends.
When will you next see the last person you texted?
I don't know. I hung out with him today. Maybe sometime in July.
Do you ever think people hate you for filling this out?
No, as nobody pays attention to anything I do.
Honestly, when is the last time you have been to Texas?
A couple of years ago. I have family in Dallas.
Name something funny that happened this week?
I can't think of anything worth sharing.
Would you change anything about yourself if you could?
Wouldn't everybody?
Do you get along with girls?
Yes. I've never had any problem talking to them.
Do you put yourself before others?
Sometimes. I tend to feel guilty afterwards.
Do you like surprises?
Depends on the surprise.
Who's the last person you had a deep meaningful conversation with?
I don't have deep meaningful conversations with anybody anymore.
Honestly, would you rather be with your boyfriend right now?
You mean would I rather not exist? I'm not suicidal.
Do you wish someone would call you?
I don't really care.
Do you tell your best friend EVERYTHING?
No.
If you're single, why?
Lack of any feeling for anybody.
What were the last two movies you watched?
Shawshank Redemption and Avengers.
Do you tend to fall for people easily?
No. But if I do fall, I fall hard.
Do you walk out of the house without makeup?
Yes, as I am male.
What is high school like for you? Or how was it?
Dull. Same people, every day. Same classes, every day. Same knowledge that this entire stage of my life is waiting for something better, every day.
Are you shy or do you speak your mind?
I tend to speak my mind.
Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
Closed.
Were you single last summer?
Yes.
Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
No.
Would you rather text or call?
Text.
Do you still talk to the person who broke your heart the worst?
No.
What was going through your mind during your last kiss?
"Now here comes the part where we don't talk at all for 2 weeks."
In the last 6 months can you say you truly cared about someone?
No, I can not.
Think of the last person you kissed, did that person ever unbutton your pants?
No.
Do you like to cuddle?
Yes.
Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months?
There is a 0% chance of that happening.
Are you excited for anything?
Not really. Maybe that upcoming trip to Europe.
Has someone ever made you a big promise and broke it?
Yes.
Let's be honest, what does your last text say?
"Yeah."
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
No.
Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
I don't know. The entire idea of a "true self" buried under some public persona or something is bullshit. People are deception all the way down. So are there people I can say what I want to say in order to achieve my own goals? Yes. Plenty.
What's something you really want right now, be honest?
To have something, anything to do with my time.
Are you afraid of falling in love?
Not really.
Anything happen to you in the past month that made you really mad?
Drivers sucking on the road. Some girl at some journalism program deciding that I wasn't doing enough and taking the workload off of herself because she'd rather be the one not doing enough. Usual stuff.
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
No.
Do you drink water or soda more often?
Soda. It's really bad for me.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Waking up with a headache, hoping to go out for lunch or dinner (and probably not), going to Hastings only to realize that there's nothing very interesting there and going back home shortly after, just because I don't want to stay inside. Playing Minecraft. Chatting on Skype. Checking Facebook and my e-mail as if anything will happen.
Are any of your friends virgins?
Yes.
Who are you dating?
Nobody.
What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sitting at my desk, staring at a computer screen, not knowing what to do with my time but not yet ready to go to bed.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Jordan? Sure, why not? We didn't have feelings for each other then. I don't see how different it would be now.
Have you ever kissed "just a friend"?
Not really.
Have you ever gotten burnt by a cigarette?
No.
How many piercings do you have?
Zero.
Would you lie to the police if it would save your best friend's life?
Yes. Preservation of human life is almost always more important than cooperation with authority. But what the hell kind of police force would take my best friend's life?
Do you have a tattoo?
No.
I bet you miss somebody right now?
No.
Can you commit to one person?
I could, if there was a person to commit to.
RatteWould you immediately look for someone right after you broke up with your bf/gf?
Last time I did that, I got nothing out of it. Honestly, recovery time is healthier.
What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
I am under the age of 21.
Currently waiting on something/someone?
I'm waiting on a cruise that I take in a week. I'm waiting for college application materials to become available later this summer. I'm waiting for graduation. I'm waiting to go to college. In fact, this entire stage of life is nothing other than waiting.
Last time you painted your nails?
I was in a chemistry class sophomore year, and some girls thought it would be funny, so...
What was the last thing you watched on television?
I don't know. I never watch TV.
Is your shirt yellow?
No.
How old will you be in 12 months?
18.
What did you do last night?
I stayed up, bored, until my mood deteriorated to the point where I decided I needed sleep.
What woke you up this morning?
Myself.
Do you sleep naked?
Not quite. I wear underwear.
What should you be doing right now?
Nothing at all.
On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you right now?
3. I am bored, my head hurts, and I have no idea how I'm going to entertain myself for the next week.
Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you are now?
Yeah. I even anticipated the inertia and boredom of my life now for years. I didn't think it'd be quite this inert or boring, but still.
Does the person you have feelings for, start with B, L, D, or M?
No, as there is no person I have feelings for.
Are you currently looking for a significant other?
No, as there are neither the means to look for one nor any significant other to be found.
Do you have make-up on?
No, as I am male.
Have you kissed anybody in the last four days?
No.
Have you ever held hands with someone in a car?
Maybe my ex-girlfriend, back last fall.
The name of the last person you kissed, started with a J or an R, right?
Yes, my ex-girlfriend's name was Jordan.
Are you taller than 5'7"?
6'2", so yes.
Would you rather be called, "Honey" or "Baby"?
I don't know/care.
The person you have the most feelings for, calls you right now. What do you do?
Wonder when they started existing.
Why aren't you texting the last person you kissed?
We broke up and barely talk. Plus, her cell phone is always lost anyways.
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Yes, as I have gone this far already.
What do you say during awkward silences?
"Well, this is awkward."
Have you ever got a D or an F on your report card?
No. A B is a bad grade for me, in fact.
Your last kiss meant nothing to you, right?
It did. I didn't really have any feelings for her, she didn't really have any feelings for me, and we were barely even seeing each other.
Next time you will get butterflies?
I don't know.
What does the last text you received concern?
What time I'd be going to a friend's house today.
Do you judge people, and then lie about it?
Yes, everybody does. Though I'm honest about my judgmental nature.
If you became a doctor, would you help your patients kill themselves?
Depends.
When will you next see the last person you texted?
I don't know. I hung out with him today. Maybe sometime in July.
Do you ever think people hate you for filling this out?
No, as nobody pays attention to anything I do.
Honestly, when is the last time you have been to Texas?
A couple of years ago. I have family in Dallas.
Name something funny that happened this week?
I can't think of anything worth sharing.
Would you change anything about yourself if you could?
Wouldn't everybody?
Do you get along with girls?
Yes. I've never had any problem talking to them.
Do you put yourself before others?
Sometimes. I tend to feel guilty afterwards.
Do you like surprises?
Depends on the surprise.
Who's the last person you had a deep meaningful conversation with?
I don't have deep meaningful conversations with anybody anymore.
Honestly, would you rather be with your boyfriend right now?
You mean would I rather not exist? I'm not suicidal.
Do you wish someone would call you?
I don't really care.
Do you tell your best friend EVERYTHING?
No.
If you're single, why?
Lack of any feeling for anybody.
What were the last two movies you watched?
Shawshank Redemption and Avengers.
Do you tend to fall for people easily?
No. But if I do fall, I fall hard.
Do you walk out of the house without makeup?
Yes, as I am male.
What is high school like for you? Or how was it?
Dull. Same people, every day. Same classes, every day. Same knowledge that this entire stage of my life is waiting for something better, every day.
Are you shy or do you speak your mind?
I tend to speak my mind.
Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
Closed.
Were you single last summer?
Yes.
Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
No.
Would you rather text or call?
Text.
Do you still talk to the person who broke your heart the worst?
No.
What was going through your mind during your last kiss?
"Now here comes the part where we don't talk at all for 2 weeks."
In the last 6 months can you say you truly cared about someone?
No, I can not.
Think of the last person you kissed, did that person ever unbutton your pants?
No.
Do you like to cuddle?
Yes.
Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months?
There is a 0% chance of that happening.
Are you excited for anything?
Not really. Maybe that upcoming trip to Europe.
Has someone ever made you a big promise and broke it?
Yes.
Let's be honest, what does your last text say?
"Yeah."
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
No.
Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
I don't know. The entire idea of a "true self" buried under some public persona or something is bullshit. People are deception all the way down. So are there people I can say what I want to say in order to achieve my own goals? Yes. Plenty.
What's something you really want right now, be honest?
To have something, anything to do with my time.
Are you afraid of falling in love?
Not really.
Anything happen to you in the past month that made you really mad?
Drivers sucking on the road. Some girl at some journalism program deciding that I wasn't doing enough and taking the workload off of herself because she'd rather be the one not doing enough. Usual stuff.
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
No.
Do you drink water or soda more often?
Soda. It's really bad for me.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Waking up with a headache, hoping to go out for lunch or dinner (and probably not), going to Hastings only to realize that there's nothing very interesting there and going back home shortly after, just because I don't want to stay inside. Playing Minecraft. Chatting on Skype. Checking Facebook and my e-mail as if anything will happen.
Are any of your friends virgins?
Yes.
Who are you dating?
Nobody.
What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sitting at my desk, staring at a computer screen, not knowing what to do with my time but not yet ready to go to bed.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Jordan? Sure, why not? We didn't have feelings for each other then. I don't see how different it would be now.
Have you ever kissed "just a friend"?
Not really.
Have you ever gotten burnt by a cigarette?
No.
How many piercings do you have?
Zero.
Would you lie to the police if it would save your best friend's life?
Yes. Preservation of human life is almost always more important than cooperation with authority. But what the hell kind of police force would take my best friend's life?
Do you have a tattoo?
No.
I bet you miss somebody right now?
No.
Can you commit to one person?
I could, if there was a person to commit to.
