Love meme
13 years ago
Stolen from
jwmcd2
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
They are kind of. The people have to be attracted to each other.
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
It depends on the relationship, really. If you're getting something out of it, then it's worth it. If not, then why are you still in it?
3. Are you a virgin?
Yes.
4. Are you in a relationship?
No.
5. Are you in love?
No.
6. Are you single this year?
Yes.
7. Can you commit to one person?
I'd rather have it that way. But they need to commit to me.
8. Describe your crush
Nonexistent.
9. Describe your perfect mate
Intelligent, somewhat good looking, motivated, and actually reciprocates feelings.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No. Love isn't based on physical attraction, and that's all that can really be determined at first site.
11. Do you ever want to get married?
Sure, why not?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
I have in the past. I won't in the future. The second someone cheats on me, they are going to no longer be with me.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
I'll be lenient and give people the benefit of the doubt. It's if something actually does happen that I'll be jealous.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
No.
15. Do you have any piercings?
No.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
No.
17. Do you like kissing in public?
Although I hate it when I see teenage couples slobbering all over each other in the hallways of my high school, I don't think I'd be against a light kiss in public. It's just when it becomes a "LETS LET THE WORLD KNOW HOW MUCH WE'RE IN LOVE" thing when it becomes a problem. Look, teenagers who are going to break up in the next 2 weeks: The world does not care, even in the slightest, how in love you are.
- seems to be missing questions here, but lets roll with it -
20. Do you shower every day?
Yes.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
No.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
No.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Yes. I can't expect them to not cheat if I would.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
I don't know. I can't know.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
I'd love to. But it won't happen. My life doesn't work that way.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
There was one ex back a couple of years ago. We dated for 3 months. He was pretty clingy. And then when we broke up, he immediately asked someone else out.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
No.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
No.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
No.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
I might do it someday. My eyes are too close together and my nose is too big.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
I don't cry.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Yes.
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
I wish.
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Nope. Don't plan to, either.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
No.
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Not really.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
My friends aren't the kind of friends who express opinions about or really care about what goes on in my life, so no.
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Yes.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
Yeah. That was the entire dynamic with one of my exes. He would get close and then pull away suddenly for reasons I don't understand. I concluded that he wasn't that into me and went on with my life after he dumped me for the last time.
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
No. I've drawn for someone though.
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
No.
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
I don't know.
43. How long was your longest relationship?
3 months. It was online. IRL, 2 months, but we saw each other once every 2 weeks, on average.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
Anywhere between 0 and 3, depending on how you define the term. If you only consider IRL, 1. If you only consider it when it is defined explicitly as a relationship, 2. If you only consider it as something that is actually emotionally important to the people involved, 2.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
My ex-girlfriend.
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
0.
47. How old are you?
17
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
"Good luck." Then I would probably cut off contact if feelings remain.
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
Not having to do anything for them on the grounds that they don't exist.
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
Yes, honestly. I'd be very skeptical, though. I'd want a damned good explanation.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
No. There is nobody who matters to me even close to that much.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
Yes, twice. First time, they were gone, and it was clear that they weren't coming back. Second time, it was obvious that she didn't care and didn't really enjoy my presence.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
No. For 2 reasons. 1: Nobody really cares about what I do. 2: There's nobody I am dating.
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Memories fade for everybody eventually.
55. Share a relationship story.
Once upon a time, I asked out a girl. She said yes and we kissed. We saw each other once every couple of weeks. She always lost her cell phone and never went on Facebook. She was only willing to meet me at a public event or with her friends. Whenever I asked to just be with her, she didn't even bother coming up with an excuse. I dumped her through Facebook and she was fine with it.
56. State 8 facts about your body
1. Tall
2. Blonde hair
3. Blue eyes
4. Skinny as a wire
5. I
6. Need
7. More
8. Facts
57. Things you want to say to an ex
I can't really think of anything. I don't really want to say anything to the ex I'm not in contact with, while the exes I am in contact with, I already talk to regularly.
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
1. Intelligence
2. Kindness
3. Sense of humor
4. Attractiveness
5. Actually seeming interested in me.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
Sorry. I'm too lazy to take a picture and upload it for this meme.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
Almost 3 years.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Their face.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
I don't know.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
Anal, vaginal, oral.
64. What is your definition of cheating?
Romantic attachment to others, kissing or having sex with others.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
I don't know. Ask again later. Like after I've had enough experience to be able to answer such a question.
66. What is your favorite roleplay?
Ask again later.
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Great food. The willingness to impulsively do whatever without feeling bored or restricted. Maybe a great movie. Deep, meaningful conversation. A sense of mutuality. Discussion of a future. At least a decent kiss, too. A sense of connection.
68. What is your sexual orientation?
Gay.
69. What turns you off?
Failure to carry on a conversation or failure to really understand me. A sense that I'm not important to the person I'm with. Disrespect.
70. What turns you on?
Physical attractiveness (provided that the individual himself isn't a turnoff). A sense of mutual feeling. Closeness.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
No.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
I don't know. Ask again later.
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Cuddle. Not even have sex, just cuddle.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you notice?
I'll pass on answering this one.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
When I was with my ex-girlfriend at a carnival once, I got off a ride feeling sick. I stumbled off into the dirt just outside the area. She joined me, and we sat. She put her arm around me, and waited for me to feel better.
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I've made art for 2 of my exes. Also, I kept one of them regularly updated on my art and made every effort to be there for them whenever possible. With my ex-girlfirend, I provided transportation for her and her friends while I was with her.
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
I don't care what other people do as long as it's consensual. As for myself, I'd rather not go below 1 year younger, but could go as much as 4 years older.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
The whole purpose of a secret is that it's a secret: You don't tell anybody. And you don't post it up on the internet where people can see it.
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
I don't think I've really ever been jealous.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
About a year ago. Though I didn't say it quite like that.
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
I hate this meme.
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
My friend Gabe. This was about 3 weeks ago. I just came out to him (and he was completely surprised).
83. Who was your first kiss with?
My ex-girlfriend.
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
Mutual disinterest.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
It depends. Is there a significant chance of meeting them IRL within the next 2 years?

1. Are looks important in a relationship?
They are kind of. The people have to be attracted to each other.
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
It depends on the relationship, really. If you're getting something out of it, then it's worth it. If not, then why are you still in it?
3. Are you a virgin?
Yes.
4. Are you in a relationship?
No.
5. Are you in love?
No.
6. Are you single this year?
Yes.
7. Can you commit to one person?
I'd rather have it that way. But they need to commit to me.
8. Describe your crush
Nonexistent.
9. Describe your perfect mate
Intelligent, somewhat good looking, motivated, and actually reciprocates feelings.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No. Love isn't based on physical attraction, and that's all that can really be determined at first site.
11. Do you ever want to get married?
Sure, why not?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
I have in the past. I won't in the future. The second someone cheats on me, they are going to no longer be with me.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
I'll be lenient and give people the benefit of the doubt. It's if something actually does happen that I'll be jealous.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
No.
15. Do you have any piercings?
No.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
No.
17. Do you like kissing in public?
Although I hate it when I see teenage couples slobbering all over each other in the hallways of my high school, I don't think I'd be against a light kiss in public. It's just when it becomes a "LETS LET THE WORLD KNOW HOW MUCH WE'RE IN LOVE" thing when it becomes a problem. Look, teenagers who are going to break up in the next 2 weeks: The world does not care, even in the slightest, how in love you are.
- seems to be missing questions here, but lets roll with it -
20. Do you shower every day?
Yes.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
No.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
No.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Yes. I can't expect them to not cheat if I would.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
I don't know. I can't know.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
I'd love to. But it won't happen. My life doesn't work that way.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
There was one ex back a couple of years ago. We dated for 3 months. He was pretty clingy. And then when we broke up, he immediately asked someone else out.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
No.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
No.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
No.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
I might do it someday. My eyes are too close together and my nose is too big.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
I don't cry.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Yes.
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
I wish.
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Nope. Don't plan to, either.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
No.
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Not really.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
My friends aren't the kind of friends who express opinions about or really care about what goes on in my life, so no.
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Yes.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
Yeah. That was the entire dynamic with one of my exes. He would get close and then pull away suddenly for reasons I don't understand. I concluded that he wasn't that into me and went on with my life after he dumped me for the last time.
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
No. I've drawn for someone though.
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
No.
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
I don't know.
43. How long was your longest relationship?
3 months. It was online. IRL, 2 months, but we saw each other once every 2 weeks, on average.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
Anywhere between 0 and 3, depending on how you define the term. If you only consider IRL, 1. If you only consider it when it is defined explicitly as a relationship, 2. If you only consider it as something that is actually emotionally important to the people involved, 2.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
My ex-girlfriend.
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
0.
47. How old are you?
17
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
"Good luck." Then I would probably cut off contact if feelings remain.
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
Not having to do anything for them on the grounds that they don't exist.
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
Yes, honestly. I'd be very skeptical, though. I'd want a damned good explanation.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
No. There is nobody who matters to me even close to that much.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
Yes, twice. First time, they were gone, and it was clear that they weren't coming back. Second time, it was obvious that she didn't care and didn't really enjoy my presence.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
No. For 2 reasons. 1: Nobody really cares about what I do. 2: There's nobody I am dating.
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Memories fade for everybody eventually.
55. Share a relationship story.
Once upon a time, I asked out a girl. She said yes and we kissed. We saw each other once every couple of weeks. She always lost her cell phone and never went on Facebook. She was only willing to meet me at a public event or with her friends. Whenever I asked to just be with her, she didn't even bother coming up with an excuse. I dumped her through Facebook and she was fine with it.
56. State 8 facts about your body
1. Tall
2. Blonde hair
3. Blue eyes
4. Skinny as a wire
5. I
6. Need
7. More
8. Facts
57. Things you want to say to an ex
I can't really think of anything. I don't really want to say anything to the ex I'm not in contact with, while the exes I am in contact with, I already talk to regularly.
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
1. Intelligence
2. Kindness
3. Sense of humor
4. Attractiveness
5. Actually seeming interested in me.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
Sorry. I'm too lazy to take a picture and upload it for this meme.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
Almost 3 years.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Their face.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
I don't know.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
Anal, vaginal, oral.
64. What is your definition of cheating?
Romantic attachment to others, kissing or having sex with others.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
I don't know. Ask again later. Like after I've had enough experience to be able to answer such a question.
66. What is your favorite roleplay?
Ask again later.
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Great food. The willingness to impulsively do whatever without feeling bored or restricted. Maybe a great movie. Deep, meaningful conversation. A sense of mutuality. Discussion of a future. At least a decent kiss, too. A sense of connection.
68. What is your sexual orientation?
Gay.
69. What turns you off?
Failure to carry on a conversation or failure to really understand me. A sense that I'm not important to the person I'm with. Disrespect.
70. What turns you on?
Physical attractiveness (provided that the individual himself isn't a turnoff). A sense of mutual feeling. Closeness.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
No.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
I don't know. Ask again later.
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Cuddle. Not even have sex, just cuddle.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you notice?
I'll pass on answering this one.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
When I was with my ex-girlfriend at a carnival once, I got off a ride feeling sick. I stumbled off into the dirt just outside the area. She joined me, and we sat. She put her arm around me, and waited for me to feel better.
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I've made art for 2 of my exes. Also, I kept one of them regularly updated on my art and made every effort to be there for them whenever possible. With my ex-girlfirend, I provided transportation for her and her friends while I was with her.
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
I don't care what other people do as long as it's consensual. As for myself, I'd rather not go below 1 year younger, but could go as much as 4 years older.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
The whole purpose of a secret is that it's a secret: You don't tell anybody. And you don't post it up on the internet where people can see it.
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
I don't think I've really ever been jealous.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
About a year ago. Though I didn't say it quite like that.
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
I hate this meme.
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
My friend Gabe. This was about 3 weeks ago. I just came out to him (and he was completely surprised).
83. Who was your first kiss with?
My ex-girlfriend.
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
Mutual disinterest.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
It depends. Is there a significant chance of meeting them IRL within the next 2 years?