Yes no Meme
13 years ago
Stole this from :IsaiahHalfBreed: Sorry man, but this looked like tons of fun!
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- no
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- No
Experienced love at first sight? --- Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? --- Yes
Been fired from a job? --- Yes
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- No
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Yes
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- No
Sleepwalked? --- Yes
Walked a moonlit beach?--- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- Yes
Blacked out from drinking? --- No
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- No
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- Yes...
Been falling-down drunk? --- Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten a snake? --- Yes
Marched/Protested? --- No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Yes
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- Yes
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- No
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No... worse.
Ridden a surfboard? --- Yes
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? --- Yes... >,>
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes
Peed on a bush? ---Yes
Donated Blood? --- No
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- Yes
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- No
Peed your pants in public? --- Yes
Written graffiti? --- No
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- no
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- No
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- No
Believe in love? --- Yes
Damn... I really want to tell so many explanations and stories from this... So if you're interested in hearing one ask a question about one of my answers. ^^
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- no
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- No
Experienced love at first sight? --- Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? --- Yes
Been fired from a job? --- Yes
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- No
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Yes
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- No
Sleepwalked? --- Yes
Walked a moonlit beach?--- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- Yes
Blacked out from drinking? --- No
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- No
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- Yes...
Been falling-down drunk? --- Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten a snake? --- Yes
Marched/Protested? --- No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Yes
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- Yes
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- No
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No... worse.
Ridden a surfboard? --- Yes
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? --- Yes... >,>
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes
Peed on a bush? ---Yes
Donated Blood? --- No
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- Yes
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- No
Peed your pants in public? --- Yes
Written graffiti? --- No
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- no
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- No
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- No
Believe in love? --- Yes
Damn... I really want to tell so many explanations and stories from this... So if you're interested in hearing one ask a question about one of my answers. ^^

Macky
~macky
OP
Sure! That sounds like fun. :3

Dracolicoi
~dracolicoi
I'm interested in your story harming someone making him something worse than need stitches hehe... I mean, I've break bones singlehanded but what did you do to that person?

Macky
~macky
OP
It was my brother... We were racing bikes and he fell and I accidentally ran over his arm with my bike... ;>,> Caused a simple but painful broken arm. He wore a cast for the rest of the summer. That thing made it a lot harder for me to win our little fights because he'd use it as a freaking club/shield. They hurt. ><

Dracolicoi
~dracolicoi
Every action has a reaction and with that you give him a weapon to use... ha I know of that, as for me, I was just pissed off by some guy on high school and I simply "pinched" his wrist and twisted it upside down. You spoke I did too hehe It's so funny to share experiencies. To explain how I broke the wrist of that guy that easily, I studied for two years in a martial arts academy where we were trained Korean militar style

shadowpanther200
~shadowpanther200
When/why did you streak? Thats probably a juicy story!

Macky
~macky
OP
Not really... I streaked around my household when no one was there. I've done it ever since I was about 10 or 12. I also streaked a few times in our back yard, which was about 31 acres of woodlands back in a very rural area. It was pretty awesome. ^^

shadowpanther200
~shadowpanther200
Awsome, hehe, streaking is really relaxing if done right, like those times

shadowpanther200
~shadowpanther200
And, if I may ask two questions, when and why did you crossdress?

Macky
~macky
OP
My mate likes femboys... I don't. I don't want to be a femboy I don't like femboys and I'm not attracted to femboys but I'll do anything for complements and to please my mate... So I end up in a tank top, pink skirt, pink undies, and stockings occasionally. |s

Macky
~macky
OP
Aslo once when I was about 8 I had my little sis help me into her princess dress and she gave me make up and stuff. Then I paraded around the house to show off before my mother sent me away to clean myself up. She was laughing and just shaking her head.

shadowpanther200
~shadowpanther200
Aww thats sweet and funny all at once.

shadowpanther200
~shadowpanther200
And I bet you looked good in them to your mate.

Macky
~macky
OP
It was in Second Grade. I was taught to be polite, so I thought it would be rude to interrupt the teacher to ask if I could use the bathroom. I ended up holding it for so long I just pissed myself while in my seat. It was one of the most embarrassing moments of my younger life.

Macky
~macky
OP
lol. That's kinda awesome actually.

Macky
~macky
OP
It was with my first boyfriend which just ended... When I first saw him I just had an instant crush all over him. I tried not to show it, but I was pretty inseparable from his side. X3 I still love the bastard to death...