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Dear Euro,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me outside your office and I saw you put whipped cream on The Montreal Canadiens' goalie. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand that garbage men turn me on. I'm returning your love letters to me, but keeping the oil tank to your car (though technically, it's still my car :P). You should also know that I Always remember the pep talks and your cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Warm Tingly Sadness,
Greg ;)
How to do this meme:
***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,
===========================================================================================
repoed from ;eurorouwolficon:
First, who's your GF/BF?
:3
What's his/her name?
Euro, but I call them Pedro. x3
How old is she/he?
He's 16 X3 By how he looks in pictures, he looks much older than that, but then again, I've had people think I'm about 17 when I'm 21. It's weird how that happens. Thank him for reminding me to fix this too. XD
What state does he/she live in?
Sonora, Mexico
Does he/she have any siblings?
one. x3
Do you guys have matching icons?
nein, but I dont know.... I kinda like them like that, I don't know why....
Who made them?
His is made by
nightlinez and mine is made by 
nateblue
Now tell me, what date was it when you first told him/her that you loved him/her?
Oh I remember it like it was tonight (even if it was 8 months and 10 days ago x3) We were roleplaying on Skype and I started joking with him (most people can't tell because I still look serious about it x3) and one of the things I asked him was if he wanted to take a shower with me. I was really about to go take a shower when I asked him that, so I just said it. He ended up getting all nervous (which is perhaps the cutest thing I have ever seen) and so I ended up relaxing and letting see that I didn't mind it. He'd known I was gay before then, but he'd never seen how comfortable I am around other people. We ended up washing each other mutually and then I held him close, letting him know that I wasn't going to hurt him. The next day we kissed after the shower and he said that he began to have feelings for me. I told him that I was having some feelings for him and then he said, "I think I love you" x3
How long have you two been together?
8 months and 10 days ^^
Do you force him/her to love you?
Never. I'd feel terrible about it.
Did he/she change your life?
hehehehe yes. ^^ He made me realize that there was someone in this world that loved me like this and wasn't afraid show me. X///3 (but I think I coaxed him into it. He's never felt this before.)
Have you seen him/her in real life?
Sadly no. :c Only on Skype, but we've messaged each other on Skype, Facebook Messenger, MSN, emails, and FA Notes. X3 and of course texts when he has credit...
What do you guys have in common?
lots of things. Video games, Furry, Music (He likes metal, and I like old school rap and pop, saxophone house, some 90's country, and some newer artists like Colby O'Donis, Alex Clare, and The Black Keys), hmmmm I don't know about dancing. If I'm 100% then Zumba can't hold a candle to me. x3
Now do you want kids someday?
We talked about it for a long time once.
Did you agree on how many?
3 I think. x3
What about genders?
two males and a female
Can he/she drive?
yes. I also keep what I drive in the best shape I can.
Does he/she love you for what's on the inside?
Oh yes. X3 Every time I'm not feeling that great, he can say that one thing that makes me melt somehow. X////3
Do you guys argue?
No. We have too much fun with each other to argue. Besides, I'm not really the arguing type. x3
Where do you guys want your wedding?
This is something we should talk about X3
Honeymoon?
*writes a list of what to talk about with Perdo next*
Was it love at first site?
Not really. I was looking through other people's facebook lists and then I just stumbled on his profile. I thought, "huh.... he looks like an interesting person to talk to. =3" but before I could friend him, I got off because I was tired (much like now. x3) and I ended up forgetting his name, but remembering the picture. after about 4 days I remembered his first name, but not his last, so that was really hard to find. Finally on about day 9 I remembered his whole name and got back to his profile. After I sent him the request I was really nervous. x3 After we introduced ourselves, he apologized to me because his english wasn't really that good, but I told him it was fine and that I've had to try and decipher worse English than his. x3 After that he asked if I knew spanish and I told him I didn't, so that was a bit of a damper on us, but he got much better at English thanks to us talking .... for what seems like forever, literally, and now he only has a bit of trouble. After we got most of his English down though he was really thankful to me, and I began having feelings for him, but I didn't tell him about them just yet. then a few days later (as a whole, this was about.... 2 months and a few days maybe?) he told me that he had feelings for me too. X3
Now the main question is what do you love about him/her?
Absolutely. He's always there, no matter what happens, If we don't talk for a few days, he gets worried about me, he's always so gentle with me, he actually feels like he's committed to loving me (as am I with him), and that feeling you get when you find someone that loves you for who you are? yeah that feeling? It hasn't stopped since the first time we said "I love you" to each other. x////3 ♥♥♥♥♥ I love you Pedro~!
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me outside your office and I saw you put whipped cream on The Montreal Canadiens' goalie. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand that garbage men turn me on. I'm returning your love letters to me, but keeping the oil tank to your car (though technically, it's still my car :P). You should also know that I Always remember the pep talks and your cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Warm Tingly Sadness,
Greg ;)
How to do this meme:
***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,
===========================================================================================
repoed from ;eurorouwolficon:
First, who's your GF/BF?
:3What's his/her name?
Euro, but I call them Pedro. x3
How old is she/he?
He's 16 X3 By how he looks in pictures, he looks much older than that, but then again, I've had people think I'm about 17 when I'm 21. It's weird how that happens. Thank him for reminding me to fix this too. XD
What state does he/she live in?
Sonora, Mexico
Does he/she have any siblings?
one. x3
Do you guys have matching icons?
nein, but I dont know.... I kinda like them like that, I don't know why....
Who made them?
His is made by
nightlinez and mine is made by 
nateblueNow tell me, what date was it when you first told him/her that you loved him/her?
Oh I remember it like it was tonight (even if it was 8 months and 10 days ago x3) We were roleplaying on Skype and I started joking with him (most people can't tell because I still look serious about it x3) and one of the things I asked him was if he wanted to take a shower with me. I was really about to go take a shower when I asked him that, so I just said it. He ended up getting all nervous (which is perhaps the cutest thing I have ever seen) and so I ended up relaxing and letting see that I didn't mind it. He'd known I was gay before then, but he'd never seen how comfortable I am around other people. We ended up washing each other mutually and then I held him close, letting him know that I wasn't going to hurt him. The next day we kissed after the shower and he said that he began to have feelings for me. I told him that I was having some feelings for him and then he said, "I think I love you" x3
How long have you two been together?
8 months and 10 days ^^
Do you force him/her to love you?
Never. I'd feel terrible about it.
Did he/she change your life?
hehehehe yes. ^^ He made me realize that there was someone in this world that loved me like this and wasn't afraid show me. X///3 (but I think I coaxed him into it. He's never felt this before.)
Have you seen him/her in real life?
Sadly no. :c Only on Skype, but we've messaged each other on Skype, Facebook Messenger, MSN, emails, and FA Notes. X3 and of course texts when he has credit...
What do you guys have in common?
lots of things. Video games, Furry, Music (He likes metal, and I like old school rap and pop, saxophone house, some 90's country, and some newer artists like Colby O'Donis, Alex Clare, and The Black Keys), hmmmm I don't know about dancing. If I'm 100% then Zumba can't hold a candle to me. x3
Now do you want kids someday?
We talked about it for a long time once.
Did you agree on how many?
3 I think. x3
What about genders?
two males and a female
Can he/she drive?
yes. I also keep what I drive in the best shape I can.
Does he/she love you for what's on the inside?
Oh yes. X3 Every time I'm not feeling that great, he can say that one thing that makes me melt somehow. X////3
Do you guys argue?
No. We have too much fun with each other to argue. Besides, I'm not really the arguing type. x3
Where do you guys want your wedding?
This is something we should talk about X3
Honeymoon?
*writes a list of what to talk about with Perdo next*
Was it love at first site?
Not really. I was looking through other people's facebook lists and then I just stumbled on his profile. I thought, "huh.... he looks like an interesting person to talk to. =3" but before I could friend him, I got off because I was tired (much like now. x3) and I ended up forgetting his name, but remembering the picture. after about 4 days I remembered his first name, but not his last, so that was really hard to find. Finally on about day 9 I remembered his whole name and got back to his profile. After I sent him the request I was really nervous. x3 After we introduced ourselves, he apologized to me because his english wasn't really that good, but I told him it was fine and that I've had to try and decipher worse English than his. x3 After that he asked if I knew spanish and I told him I didn't, so that was a bit of a damper on us, but he got much better at English thanks to us talking .... for what seems like forever, literally, and now he only has a bit of trouble. After we got most of his English down though he was really thankful to me, and I began having feelings for him, but I didn't tell him about them just yet. then a few days later (as a whole, this was about.... 2 months and a few days maybe?) he told me that he had feelings for me too. X3
Now the main question is what do you love about him/her?
Absolutely. He's always there, no matter what happens, If we don't talk for a few days, he gets worried about me, he's always so gentle with me, he actually feels like he's committed to loving me (as am I with him), and that feeling you get when you find someone that loves you for who you are? yeah that feeling? It hasn't stopped since the first time we said "I love you" to each other. x////3 ♥♥♥♥♥ I love you Pedro~!
hahahahahaha...
still you forgot the other meme X3