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story idea- mitt romney cuckolded by big horse, wears tutu
13 years ago
Understandably, Romney was wary about discussing dressage when NBC’s Brian Williams asked him in London on Wednesday about his equine Olympian. “You actually have a horse in the race. What’s that gonna be like?”
“Well,” Romney replied. “It’s — a big — exciting experience for my wife and — and for the person that she’s worked with, the trainer of the horse who’s riding the horse. And — obviously, it’s fun to be part of the Olympics in any way you can be part of them.”
Williams followed up: “When is the event, and for those of us who don’t follow the sport, what happens? Are there rounds that — of competition? Is there just one chance? What happens?”
Romney pleaded ignorance. “I have to tell you, this is Ann’s sport. I’m not even sure which day the sport goes on. She will get the chance to see it, I will not — be — watching — the event. I hope — her horse does well.”
“Well,” Romney replied. “It’s — a big — exciting experience for my wife and — and for the person that she’s worked with, the trainer of the horse who’s riding the horse. And — obviously, it’s fun to be part of the Olympics in any way you can be part of them.”
Williams followed up: “When is the event, and for those of us who don’t follow the sport, what happens? Are there rounds that — of competition? Is there just one chance? What happens?”
Romney pleaded ignorance. “I have to tell you, this is Ann’s sport. I’m not even sure which day the sport goes on. She will get the chance to see it, I will not — be — watching — the event. I hope — her horse does well.”
Hell, my mate doesn't even breed/show horses and he knows that stuff. When you're mated to a person who's into that sort of thing, they tend to be fascinated with all aspects of breeding/showing, even if it's not the same species as the one they breed/show.
"Is there just one chance?"
If knowing what Beastforum is doesn't incriminate me up the ying-yang, of course. (Given
equine anatomy that would be no small distance, too.)
Out of such out-of-context entrendres are electoral defeats crafted. Let some clever Demo
operative find a 'MormPonyLover' username and whoops, it's all over. Fake some receipts for horse
girl tack from a BDSM shop? (Wait, who wears it?) That would also do, I think. Dirty election is dirty.
Clevely wicked of you, to spot that. Shan't stop smiling all day. The more so, for pondering the
implications if the dude wins.
I mean, the Secret Service has likely had to cover up some pretty snaky fetishes, but *this* would
be a challenge.
<Whinny!!> 'Oh crap, their lover's grazing in the Rose Garden again.' 'Get him outta there, dammit!
Before he mounts another Chinese tourist!!'
It's too easy. :- >
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Cutaway reveal shot: Big horse head coming up through a hole in the floor, lips and
muzzle energetically giving him an equine-sized...
...Nahhh, that's just shooting fish in a barrel. Wait, choose another metaphor. If PETA's
reading this thread we're already in enough trouble.
If they can stop snickering, that is. :- )*
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(* And who's under Obama's podium? Funny; says something about the guy that nothing
instantly hilarious comes to mind. )
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