Use this pkmn generator http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Oshawott

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Bulbasaur (da hell?)

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Rufflet (OH GOD FEATHERS EVERYWHERE)

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Galvantula (I pretty much knew this already)

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Nincada (Wat)

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Conkeldurr (Okay no.)

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Ledian (dunno who that represents)

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Bayleef (No wonder everything smells nice!)

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Servine (well too bad I dun wanna snuggle a servine!)

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Krookodile (Rat bastard!)

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Rhyperior (FFFFFFFFFF)

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Flygon (WAT)

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Munna (For crap's sake...)

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Squirtle (I knew skipping rocks across ponds would come back to haunt me)

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
Zoroark (FUCK YEA)

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Krabby (:I Don't correct his reading style. He can get a little... oh, what's the word... testy.)

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Rapidash (MY OWN FLAMING UNICORN! I win.)

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Venomoth (holy crap when I stole this from  rika she got Venonat)

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Gulpin (>.>)

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Swadloon (*Bugsprays*)

21. This pokemon represents you (Rika added this one for fun)
Virizion (Yesssssssss)