Fursona meme. Why not?
10 years ago
RULES:
1. Pick one of your fursonas/characters.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your fursona/character.
These next two rules are silly:
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they have been tagged with a link from your journal.
Character: Mistress Absol
1.) What is your name?
I honestly don't have much of one. I mean, legally, "Mistress Absol" is my name, but it's more of a description. I like it that way.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
It's descriptive, and if you can't tell why, I have no need of someone so moronic.
2a.) You weren't named by anyone?
People have tried. I ignored them. Or killed them.
3.) I see... Single or taken?
No one takes me and lives.
4.) Any abilities or powers?
A few. You want to find out? Made peace with your life? Cared for next of kin?
5.) Stop being a Mary Sue!
No.
6.) What's your eye color?
Blood red.
7.) Hair color?
White. Your eyesight is truly dismal.
8.) Any family?
None left alive at least.
9.) What about pets?
Several. Oh, you mean animals? None.
10.) Now, tell me something you don't like?
You.
11.) Any hobbies or activities you enjoy?
Murder.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way?
I believe it would be faster to list the ways I haven't hurt someone.
13.) Ever killed anyone?
I could fill up a graveyard with the number.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
I am an Absol. By Arceus I'm talking to a complete imbecile.
15.) Name your worst habits?
No.
16.) Do you look up to anyone?
Not particularly. Perhaps Hannibal Lecter.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Straight, mostly.
18.) Do you go to school?
Nonsense.
19.) Ever want to have to have kids one day?
Ugh, filthy parasites.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
I'm sure many. I hate them all.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
As if I would tell you.
22.) What do you usually wear?
Most commonly my business suit.
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
I'm a fan of still-beating heart.
24.) Am I annoying you?
Immensely.
25.) Well, It's still not over.
Damn.
26.) What class are you?
Does Goddess count?
27.) How many friends do you have?
Friends are just someone who lets you climb over them and kick them into the mud. I don't need that kind of charity.
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Disgustingly sweet.
30.) What's your favorite drink?
Blood wine.
31.) What's your favorite place?
My office. It's a place of power.
32.) Are you interested in anyone?
I'm interested in what makes a disembodied questioner tick. Come down here and let's find out.
33.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Do I have to? A lake, if I must.
34.) What's your type?
Bloody and screaming.
35.) Did you notice there was no question 29?
You're next on my list.
36.) Camping or indoors?
Indoors. Camping is a waste of time.
37.) Well, that's all. Thanks for your time. Who would you like to see answer these questions?
I honestly do not care. Leave me alone.
((Yeah, Absol's a bitch. I'm gonna tag
peps6g73, and I'm not gonna tag anyone else.))
1. Pick one of your fursonas/characters.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your fursona/character.
These next two rules are silly:
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they have been tagged with a link from your journal.
Character: Mistress Absol
1.) What is your name?
I honestly don't have much of one. I mean, legally, "Mistress Absol" is my name, but it's more of a description. I like it that way.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
It's descriptive, and if you can't tell why, I have no need of someone so moronic.
2a.) You weren't named by anyone?
People have tried. I ignored them. Or killed them.
3.) I see... Single or taken?
No one takes me and lives.
4.) Any abilities or powers?
A few. You want to find out? Made peace with your life? Cared for next of kin?
5.) Stop being a Mary Sue!
No.
6.) What's your eye color?
Blood red.
7.) Hair color?
White. Your eyesight is truly dismal.
8.) Any family?
None left alive at least.
9.) What about pets?
Several. Oh, you mean animals? None.
10.) Now, tell me something you don't like?
You.
11.) Any hobbies or activities you enjoy?
Murder.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way?
I believe it would be faster to list the ways I haven't hurt someone.
13.) Ever killed anyone?
I could fill up a graveyard with the number.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
I am an Absol. By Arceus I'm talking to a complete imbecile.
15.) Name your worst habits?
No.
16.) Do you look up to anyone?
Not particularly. Perhaps Hannibal Lecter.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Straight, mostly.
18.) Do you go to school?
Nonsense.
19.) Ever want to have to have kids one day?
Ugh, filthy parasites.
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
I'm sure many. I hate them all.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
As if I would tell you.
22.) What do you usually wear?
Most commonly my business suit.
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
I'm a fan of still-beating heart.
24.) Am I annoying you?
Immensely.
25.) Well, It's still not over.
Damn.
26.) What class are you?
Does Goddess count?
27.) How many friends do you have?
Friends are just someone who lets you climb over them and kick them into the mud. I don't need that kind of charity.
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Disgustingly sweet.
30.) What's your favorite drink?
Blood wine.
31.) What's your favorite place?
My office. It's a place of power.
32.) Are you interested in anyone?
I'm interested in what makes a disembodied questioner tick. Come down here and let's find out.
33.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Do I have to? A lake, if I must.
34.) What's your type?
Bloody and screaming.
35.) Did you notice there was no question 29?
You're next on my list.
36.) Camping or indoors?
Indoors. Camping is a waste of time.
37.) Well, that's all. Thanks for your time. Who would you like to see answer these questions?
I honestly do not care. Leave me alone.
((Yeah, Absol's a bitch. I'm gonna tag
