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17 years ago
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Ride The Towering Detour! 60% wackier than your average commute!
New this season: Historical Inaccuracy Land! Ride Emperor Nero's Nightmare! The Ides of March! And Return of the Ziggurat! Rome never looked so good!
Ride The Mad Miner! The Mad Miner's Son! The Mad Miner's Daughter! And The Mad Miner's Estranged Nephew! Twice is never enough!
Son of the Plague! Two miles of track in under a minute! Open-casket funerals not an option!
The Tower of Rational Fear! 8 Gs of acceleration, or your money back!
New for the kids: Uncle Buck's Mystery Coaster! The Slow Train to Nowhere! Martian Mind Slide! And Old Man McLeery's Place! Listen to their screams of delight!
And be sure to visit Unsettling Furry Land! Ride The Voluptuous Skunk! The Swarthy Kangaroo Rat! The Bottomless Yiff! Hyperfur! And MANGE! No explanation necessary!
BE THERE!
New this season: Historical Inaccuracy Land! Ride Emperor Nero's Nightmare! The Ides of March! And Return of the Ziggurat! Rome never looked so good!
Ride The Mad Miner! The Mad Miner's Son! The Mad Miner's Daughter! And The Mad Miner's Estranged Nephew! Twice is never enough!
Son of the Plague! Two miles of track in under a minute! Open-casket funerals not an option!
The Tower of Rational Fear! 8 Gs of acceleration, or your money back!
New for the kids: Uncle Buck's Mystery Coaster! The Slow Train to Nowhere! Martian Mind Slide! And Old Man McLeery's Place! Listen to their screams of delight!
And be sure to visit Unsettling Furry Land! Ride The Voluptuous Skunk! The Swarthy Kangaroo Rat! The Bottomless Yiff! Hyperfur! And MANGE! No explanation necessary!
BE THERE!
YOU'LL FILE A LAWSUIT!
WHEN YOU'VE GOT FUN!?
Also how much are your all-day passes?
watch as the fire breathing woman drinks a glass of water and ruins her career!
:o
SOLD!!! <forks over money>
Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!!!!
'But sweety, ever since the owner appeared on America's Most Wanted the park simply hasn't been the same again...'
I'm going to damn myself with that phrase, if anybody I know looks it up, as it was one from my childhood. But now it has a whole new meaning.
Also...are you staffing this park? I wouldn't mind being a ride.