1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
#59-Arcanine (Hellz Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
#379- Registeel (crap...)

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
#339-Barboach (ಠ_ಠ)

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
#129-Magikarp(Lmao yeah right *it evolves* OH SHIT!!)

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
#44 Gloom (lol)

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
#359-Absol(faints)


7. This Pokémon is your ex.
#97-Hypno(he looked better on the internet)

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
#618-stunfisk(・_・;)creepy

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
#38-Ninetails(＼(^o^)／)

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
#527-Woobat (noo!My cheesecake...T^T)

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
#483-Dialga(WTF)

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
#158-totodile(...)

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
#124-Jynx(OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!)

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
#43-oddish(Yes I hate you!)

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
#571-Zoroark(OMG! YES!!)

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
#124-Jynx(AGAIN!?)

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
#644-Zekrom(OH HELL YA!)

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
#92-Gastly(uh...ok)

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
#148-Dragonair(*Drools*)

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
#57-Primeape(OH SHIT!!!!!*locks basement*)