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The Zombie Apocalypse has begun!!!! And...
13 years ago
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The Zombie Apocalypse has begun!!!! And it involves social media and cellphones!
I swear... Just driving down a local street or the freeway, I see so many, mouth agape, milky eyed, walking and driving undead! All staring at the addictive glow of their eye-phonies, blookburries, and anniedroods, while paying no attention to the things in the WORLD around them.
This has caused me to source a Santa-Fe train airhorn I will be putting on one of my cars to hopefully "CURE" some of these E-zombies to come back to reality, at least around me. I don't need dents in my car from some zombie idiot that decided to walk across the street when I have the green while he is updating his farcebook space about how boring it is walking everywhere.
Now don't take this as me caring about the public at large, as I do not! I just don't want them winning a Darwin Award with the help of my cars tires... Though... I do have a warranty... I wonder if bits of people popping my tires is covered? Hummm...
Seriously... Who gives a shit about where someone is shitting or walking, other than criminals that need an alibi?
There really needs to be a "Drop social media like an unwanted prom baby" Day.
I swear... Just driving down a local street or the freeway, I see so many, mouth agape, milky eyed, walking and driving undead! All staring at the addictive glow of their eye-phonies, blookburries, and anniedroods, while paying no attention to the things in the WORLD around them.
This has caused me to source a Santa-Fe train airhorn I will be putting on one of my cars to hopefully "CURE" some of these E-zombies to come back to reality, at least around me. I don't need dents in my car from some zombie idiot that decided to walk across the street when I have the green while he is updating his farcebook space about how boring it is walking everywhere.
Now don't take this as me caring about the public at large, as I do not! I just don't want them winning a Darwin Award with the help of my cars tires... Though... I do have a warranty... I wonder if bits of people popping my tires is covered? Hummm...
Seriously... Who gives a shit about where someone is shitting or walking, other than criminals that need an alibi?
There really needs to be a "Drop social media like an unwanted prom baby" Day.
I know people who literally can't even go to the store without the GPS on their phone to give them directions!
I kind of hope a massive solar flare kills all the 4G towers. I could make a fortune as a navigator since I seem to be one of the few people left with a sense of direction around here.
The best part is... There is no such thing as 4G... 3G yes... But the whole 4G thing is a gimmick to sell more zombie phones that are "supposedly" better than the previous version.
Though the whole GPS thing does have a few advantages... Like making Taxi drivers honest and making sure no one is misled by mapquest ever again. ^_^
If people couldn't have their "smart" phones... They would either curl up in a corner and cry, or run around like chickens with their heads cut off.
Oh! And we cannot forget about the people that feel the need to pull out their phones in the middle of a movie theater to check their facebook or when the next Jersey shore episode is coming on. The only phrase I have for them is: self-important pricks.
Another thing that bugs me is the way people let their phone companies track them like a tagged wildebeest. FourSquare is a perfect example, people give away their location constantly in exchange for a few coupons!
It's a security hazard to give away your whereabouts all the time. Already people have been robbed by Facebook "Friends" who knew they were out of the apartment.
Also, it makes Big Brother's job a whole lot easier.
Those GPS tagging things are creepy. Why would ANYONE want EVERYONE to know where they are at all times? That is usually reserved for when a private eye or the guberment is tracking you for some reason. I like my privacy thank you very much.
This is all becoming some Logan's Run, Fahrenheit 451, 1984 kinda stuff.
This was posted from my i-phone. :D But you'll be happy to note I'm bored waiting for my co-workers in a motionless vehicle.
I've only done that when staring at a paycheck, once.