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Signal~BoostA bright light flashes upon the horizon. On a distant hill, you can make out a heavenly figure clad in gold trimmed robes of unearthly quality. You approach her in awe and she offers you a perfect, round object and bids you to sample upon its magnificence. You take a bite and are immediately overcome with extacy by its incredible taste."What... what is this? What do you call this simple, yet eloquent disk of perfect splendorous flavor?"The goddess leans down and whispers to you in a voice that causes you to drop to your knees and weep."Bagels."