What I am
-A carny (Don't think I'm making that up, I've been a carny for 10 years. I take pride in it, but if I could find a better job, I'd take it)
-A smartass (I love to joke when possible, no matter what my mood, better a smartass than a dumbass)
-Straight-up (When I am serious, I sugar-coat NOTHING, I always say it like it is, not giving a fuck who it pisses off!)
-Autistic (Just don't cry for me on that, nobody else has and I've overcome the majority of it!)
-Straight
-A pothead (Though I don't depend on it)
-Christian (I'm no preacher, though my brother is)
-Open-Minded (If you're black, gay, athiest, or whatever other difference from what I am, that's no reason for me to hate you!)
-Sometimes an advocate for what I believe is fair and right (I may be a carny, but I do have morals. This part often gets me in trouble)
-A guy who lacks patience when urgent issues seem to get ignored!
-An Eagle Scout (Though I'm currently boycotting Boy Scouts as they are government-funded bigotry!)
-More conservative than liberal (I just prefer not to get political online, it causes too much conflict, I'm the same way with religion unless I know my audience is Christian. Regardless, I will say I will never trust the government!)

What I am not
-A bromn-noser to anyone, even my RL boss! (I like what I like, don't what I don't, and am indifferent where I'm indifferent, I kiss NOBODY'S ass!)
-A sugar-coater (If you don't like the truth, tough shit! It is what it is!)
-Prejudiced (A person is a person, no matter what color, sexuality, religion, occupation, etc.)
-Stereotypical (as all of the above should tell you)
-Going to bite your head off if you're at least honest with me (Beating around the bush is a major pet peeve of mine, so if you got a problem or objection, it's better to tell me than do nothing!)

If anyone has a problem with this, tell me now or forever hold your peace!