So I'm 27 now. Huh.
13 years ago
... Is it weird that I'm always very slightly disappointed when I don't develop superpowers or magical abilities on my birthday?
Although, I actually haven't checked yet-
... Nope, still can't fly. Ah well!
Although, I actually haven't checked yet-
... Nope, still can't fly. Ah well!
FA+

I guess you don't have the X gene either, otherwise you'd have developed mutant powers by now.. You aren't an alien... Welp, I think your only real option is a lab accident. Or putting in a certain string of code and being zapped to cyberspace.
But true. Not gonna go about purposefully causing any lab accidents, though. =)