A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi want to see who’s best at their job.

So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.

Later they get together.

The Priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to it from the Catechism and sprinkled it with holy water.
Next week is it's First Communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the Minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that it let me baptize it.”

They both look at the Rabbi, who is in a body cast.

“Looking back,” he says distantly, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”

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