Eh waht? [funny shit I made up]
13 years ago
Eh whats dat........................... O.O NYOE not da flyswatter! NYOOOOO stay back you're evil dun spank my ass D':. LOOK its a bug right there on your fore head no really I swear he just gave you the bird and called you a monster tard better kick his ass.
Why are you looking at me like that I'm sitting on my ass you can't see my ass its invisible to thee who is not pure of heart 8D No really you can't see it. Nor my underwear cause I'm not wearing any.
Go stare at someone else's ass myne is busy being groped by its owner.
Look a cow its an evil cow......with a bazooka, that fires MORE BAZOOKAS!!! OMG
Where did I put my I forgot, what I was looking for
oh there it is. It was on you mind this whole time. >:3
How many Dramas does it take to bother me, none cause I don't care. 83
there is a picture of my ass in the dictionary under beautiful it sayz see this?
GASP! did you sit on what I think it is?! Oh no pardon me that's your ass.
This would be great if I had cookies, oh no wait its **if I HAVE cookies.
I can't spell association..........wait
where did I park my car? Oh yea in my dreams. FUCK! >.<
Why must bad things always happen to me? -Bad things replies- Because you care so much about me and always credit my work.
Its everyone's fault except for me that I never use my brain!
Q: Why does everyone hate my guts? A: Because guts are gross and stain my floors.
Q: So how long do I have to hod this pose? A: FOREVER D:<
Q: What happened to my cutenesses? A: I ATE THEM ALL!!!
Q: Who invented the Typo? A: Some dip shit
Q: What if God was one of us? A: We'd be fucked litterally
Q: Who spends there time writing this shit A: I do 8D
Q: What happened to your brain? A: Its funny you should ask I stepped on it. Was so tiny and defenseless I could not resist.
I'm allergic to being turned on.......every time I'm exposed I swell up.
Bing is this the end? A: Maybe............
Why are you looking at me like that I'm sitting on my ass you can't see my ass its invisible to thee who is not pure of heart 8D No really you can't see it. Nor my underwear cause I'm not wearing any.
Go stare at someone else's ass myne is busy being groped by its owner.
Look a cow its an evil cow......with a bazooka, that fires MORE BAZOOKAS!!! OMG
Where did I put my I forgot, what I was looking for
oh there it is. It was on you mind this whole time. >:3
How many Dramas does it take to bother me, none cause I don't care. 83
there is a picture of my ass in the dictionary under beautiful it sayz see this?
GASP! did you sit on what I think it is?! Oh no pardon me that's your ass.
This would be great if I had cookies, oh no wait its **if I HAVE cookies.
I can't spell association..........wait
where did I park my car? Oh yea in my dreams. FUCK! >.<
Why must bad things always happen to me? -Bad things replies- Because you care so much about me and always credit my work.
Its everyone's fault except for me that I never use my brain!
Q: Why does everyone hate my guts? A: Because guts are gross and stain my floors.
Q: So how long do I have to hod this pose? A: FOREVER D:<
Q: What happened to my cutenesses? A: I ATE THEM ALL!!!
Q: Who invented the Typo? A: Some dip shit
Q: What if God was one of us? A: We'd be fucked litterally
Q: Who spends there time writing this shit A: I do 8D
Q: What happened to your brain? A: Its funny you should ask I stepped on it. Was so tiny and defenseless I could not resist.
I'm allergic to being turned on.......every time I'm exposed I swell up.
Bing is this the end? A: Maybe............
MurphySlaugh
~murphyslaugh
Haha. Those are great...almost sound like stuff I would say...with maybe different words.
xiiLeoiix
~xiileoiix
OP
hehehehehe I could see you saying right many of these things :3
MurphySlaugh
~murphyslaugh
*blushes* Just not using the same words. I don't cuss. Mind you, I'm not saying anything about you (or anybody else) because you(they) do, (like I've said many times before...no halo on my head, no wings on my shoulders), but that's just not me. But as far as the general ideas, and the sense of humor, yesh.
xiiLeoiix
~xiileoiix
OP
I understand and I respect that. I also apologize if it ever makes you uncomfortable I know I say it a lot, but I normally only use them to put smiles on faces or express myself
MurphySlaugh
~murphyslaugh
Don't apologize, LEO. I'm not some sort of Language Police. This isn't MY world. I heard plenty of cussing in the Navy (and plenty since being a fur), so I'm rather used to it. You are perfectly free to say what you have to, HOW you have to. There is nothing wrong with you or anyone else cussing (except in maybe certain circumstances where it would be highly inappropriate). If anything, I'M the anomaly for being as old as I am and not cussing, especially SINCE I was in the Navy 20 years. After all, there is the saying, "cussing like a sailor". Yet, outside of accidentally slipping twice, I've never cussed like one. But I can handle it and shrug it off. It's no skin off my back. But thanks for your concern anyway, bro. *hugs tight*
xiiLeoiix
~xiileoiix
OP
-hugs back- Its the character I present he speaks his mind but he cares about the comfort of others before himself.
MurphySlaugh
~murphyslaugh
I appreciate it. But say what you must, how you must. It won't change our furiendship one bit. If it does, then I'm sure the fault would have been mine. Glad you have the second to balance the first. Too many people speak their minds without regards to how it may affect/hurt others.
xiiLeoiix
~xiileoiix
OP
Somethings must be given in small doses in order for them to be constructive
MurphySlaugh
~murphyslaugh
Yep, That is all too true. There can be too much of a good thing, after all.
xiiLeoiix
~xiileoiix
OP
aye aye this is true.
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