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Pardon me if reading this makes no sense...
13 years ago
I once had a tape player names Arlo....
But I'm being dead serious.
My house has two cats. They have fleas. We are planning to shampoo the carpets with one of the nest carpet shampooers I have ever used. Saturday is a day when everyone's out of the house for at least 4 hours. What does my dad do? Takes my brother and neice to bowling league (as planned), and then spends 2 hours getting flea poison, comes home, tells me to spray the house, and I tell him "We are steaming the fleas, beating their eggs out of the carpet, and extracting them. We don't need flea poison." he replies, "Well I'd rather kill them once and then kill them again." .....WHAT? YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMETHING TWICE AND THEN POUR IT DOWN THE DRAIN? MOTHER FUCKER ARE YOU ON METH!? And then he waits for EVERYONE to get home (all 8 people in my house) and then he says, "Ok I'm going to grill hamburgers for lunch." ....... I have spent 4 hours in a house sprayed to the rafters with flea poison and dead millipedes (yeah, they get in from somewhere and then they die, then get sucked up by Mr. Bissell) and getting a stomach ache FOR FOUR HOURS!?
So you want to do this in the complete opposite way that will make sense to the average level-headed, smart thinking person? I want to punt your face into the next continental region of my choosing, father....
My house has two cats. They have fleas. We are planning to shampoo the carpets with one of the nest carpet shampooers I have ever used. Saturday is a day when everyone's out of the house for at least 4 hours. What does my dad do? Takes my brother and neice to bowling league (as planned), and then spends 2 hours getting flea poison, comes home, tells me to spray the house, and I tell him "We are steaming the fleas, beating their eggs out of the carpet, and extracting them. We don't need flea poison." he replies, "Well I'd rather kill them once and then kill them again." .....WHAT? YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMETHING TWICE AND THEN POUR IT DOWN THE DRAIN? MOTHER FUCKER ARE YOU ON METH!? And then he waits for EVERYONE to get home (all 8 people in my house) and then he says, "Ok I'm going to grill hamburgers for lunch." ....... I have spent 4 hours in a house sprayed to the rafters with flea poison and dead millipedes (yeah, they get in from somewhere and then they die, then get sucked up by Mr. Bissell) and getting a stomach ache FOR FOUR HOURS!?
So you want to do this in the complete opposite way that will make sense to the average level-headed, smart thinking person? I want to punt your face into the next continental region of my choosing, father....
What do you do when frightened? :P