jeremyclarkson used to have a really awesome cat.
Then I stabbed it.




... it wasn't as awesome as you, though.

That's fortunate. I don't really like being shanked. It is not-really-awesome.

I am glad you know the difference between shanking and stabbing. That makes you that much more awesome.

I also got shived once. That shit is not-so-cash.

Getting shoved is not so great either. Especially in breweries with open vats, and foundries.

Nor is getting shaved. I assure you that would inhibit my really-awesomeness by about 70%. But that tends to result in less death. Cement shoes are about as classy as it gets, next to putting someone through that cool rock grinder thing from Temple of Doom.

I've got that movie on Laserdisc™

Damn, I miss laserdiscs. I grew up in that era but never got a player.

I always thought they'd catch on with that neo-futuristic-LP look they had.
I have a lot of good movies for it still. Stuff like Star Wars and A Clockwork Orange.

Noice! Yeah, I was stuck with VHS until well after DVDs came into existence. Then my family thought it'd be just fantastic to buy a BluRay player after I left for college.

yeah, my aunt bought my sister a laptop exactly like mine, but with AN HD DVD PLAYER IN IT.
That was just unfair. Still, the Laserdisc is hellatight.

I think I'd rather have Laserdisc than DVD just because it's simply fuckin' epic.

Laserdiscs, epic since 1958 (look it up on wikipedia. These things are crazy old for how cool they are.)

Wait, I had that backwards.

'85, you mean? :P

HO SHI- It was 58! Fuck, that's older than me.

CRAZY OLD. I like you RAC. You are really awesome. See ya!

Bye. D:

"And I can see you are an awesome cat...but saly you are not....epic fail."

So first he agrees with the fact you are awesome, then instantly disregards what he himself just said and denies your awesome?
... what the HELL?

It's like he types without even thinking about what he's doing.
I know people like that, but they all suffer from mental/learning disabilities, and so are excused from it. He's just a twat.

I'm fairly convinced he developed a fetish for straitjackets for a very good reason. :P

I very much hope so.

I mean, if they don't lock the kid up they should at least put him to sleep, for his own sake.

It's true. :D

It's really the most fun I've had on the interwebs since my semi-glory days trolling DA before the mods got B&-happy.

I must admit, it is awfully fun pointing out to people quite how stupid they are. Especially when they insist that they're intelligent so frequently (190 IQ, GUIZ! SRSLI, IM NOT MKAING SHIT UP!)

I find it amusing how everyone on  the_internet bullshits about how high their IQ is. I have an above average IQ and quite excellently outsmart them all. WHY GOD WHY!?

I have no idea what my IQ is and honestly, I could not care less.
I don't really think IQ means anything, considering that mental Britpop Manc-wanker Liam Gallagher has an IQ of 164, which is somewhere around the same region as Einstein's, and what does he do with it? Sings songs about 'Cigarettes & Alcohol.'

People just like to say they have a ridiculously high IQ because it makes their dicks feel that little bit bigger.

Damn straight.

Your IQ is basically just a measurement of how good you are at mathematics and spotting patterns in shapes and numbers as well as being able to make sense of complicated sentences and word association. It does not mean that you are the intellectual equivalent of Charles Dickens if you have an IQ in the high hundreds.

And you are one CLEVER FUCK for being so awesome.

You are one HILARIOUS FUCK yourself for commenting and shit or whatever you did. :D

hmmm I decalred you are indeed a awesome cat
And I Chris hansen, am in need of a cat of awesome cat, JOIN ME!

I'll join you if I don't have to have a seat... over there.

Hey, Doctor Evil had Mr. Bigelsworth, I have Awesome Cat!

This is a major development that must be announced to the entire internet!

One step ahead of you, ReallyAwesomeCat. after all, I am the internet.

Sweet deal. :D

i like the way you talk, really awesome cat

Why thank you!

I offer a gift to a really awesome cat. ^3^


http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1340258/

You officially win a billion  theinternets

To make sure you get the full grasp of how awesome stuff is here, I suggest you check out
 gordonfreeman
and
 the_pope
As they are both awesome, and full of win.

I'm pretty sure I'm watching both of them. Sometimes I lose track of what I do with my respective sockpuppet accounts. :P