If only I were rich
13 years ago
During a conversation I had with a friend, I realised that were I rich, I'd draw porn. More than any human ever should.
I mean, that's what I'd do all the time.
My rich friends would be like "Rabies, come with us to the Lacrosse game, the Duchess is going to introduce us to her daughters. I hear that they are all quite exquisite, smell of roses and such."
And I'll be like " How dare you!!! I have porn to draw"
I'd have Jeeves kick them out on their asses and return to drawing! With a steady eye on my laptop screen, a swift right hand doodling away and an even swifter left hand under my table, coz...you know. Yeah, you know.
I mean, it's not like I have no ambition. I just happen to have an ambition that involves me drawing an obscene amount of girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on (lucky) guy action. I personally I don't look at the stuff I draw as filth or any such thing. I think it's fun. I find that any well done porn, peppered with humour is easier to swallow (pun intended) that's why I always keep it light and funny. I don't know about you guys, but it's nice when an artist or writer goes the extra distance of not taking his stuff too seriously. I like to make that effort to lighten up my sex scenes. It adds something extra. I'd do it with all my ideas. ALL OF MY IDEAS.
Sadly I must make money first and sexings later. Man, that sucks........and not in the way I want it to.
SCHWING!!!!
I mean, that's what I'd do all the time.
My rich friends would be like "Rabies, come with us to the Lacrosse game, the Duchess is going to introduce us to her daughters. I hear that they are all quite exquisite, smell of roses and such."
And I'll be like " How dare you!!! I have porn to draw"
I'd have Jeeves kick them out on their asses and return to drawing! With a steady eye on my laptop screen, a swift right hand doodling away and an even swifter left hand under my table, coz...you know. Yeah, you know.
I mean, it's not like I have no ambition. I just happen to have an ambition that involves me drawing an obscene amount of girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on (lucky) guy action. I personally I don't look at the stuff I draw as filth or any such thing. I think it's fun. I find that any well done porn, peppered with humour is easier to swallow (pun intended) that's why I always keep it light and funny. I don't know about you guys, but it's nice when an artist or writer goes the extra distance of not taking his stuff too seriously. I like to make that effort to lighten up my sex scenes. It adds something extra. I'd do it with all my ideas. ALL OF MY IDEAS.
Sadly I must make money first and sexings later. Man, that sucks........and not in the way I want it to.
SCHWING!!!!
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