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Star Wars Episode VII, Exclusive New Script!
13 years ago
The Story So Far: Huey, Dewey, and Louie always had the suspicion that Donald Duck was not their real dad although he's brought them up since ducklings! But now they've been told who's their real father: Stingy old Scrooge! When he was young, his original name was Alasdair McDuck, but he then was corrupted by the Force of Money! He's been leading a mean life in the services of Emperor Glomgold'n'Sax ever since!
In shock, Huey runs up to Donald:
Huey: "Unca Donald! Why haven't you ever told me the truth about my father?"
Donald: "Your father was tempted by the Dark Side of the Force, Money! He was no longer Alasdair McDuck, he became Scrooge! From that point on, the good man that your father once had been, was destroyed! So in a way, I *DID* tell you the truth!"
Dewey runs up to Goofy, a fatherly friend of the family:
Dewey: "Goofy, tell me: Is Scrooge my father?"
Goofy: "Quiet it is I need..."
Dewey: "Please Goofy, I *MUST* know!"
Goofy: "Your father he is...told you so, he did? Surprising that is, and sad..."
Dewey: "It's sad that I know the truth?"
Goofy: "No, sad it is that to stand up to him, you could not wait...when complete your Woodchuck training was not...ready for the burden, you were not..."
Louie runs up to Scrooge in the Money Bin:
Scrooge: "Ah have bin expectin' ye!"
Louie: "I know, father!"
Scrooge: "So ye've accepted th' truth a'last!"
Louie: "I have accepted that you once were Alasdair McDuck, my father!"
Scrooge: "Tha' name has become o'nae meaning tae me anymoor!"
Louie: "It's the name of your true self! Feel the Good Side of the Force, break away from Money!"
Scrooge: " 'tis too late faer tha', me bairn! *GREED* is goud!"
Louie: "So my father really *IS* dead!"
Louie stabs Scrooge to death with the glow-in-the-dark Woodchucks army knife and piously buries him. He then blows up the Money Bin and gives all the spare change within to the poor. The Empire of Evil, Inc. has been slain, the human race is free!
(Sneakily ripped off and translated frae, er, from: http://www.stern.de/kultur/film/dis.....ampaign=kultur )
In shock, Huey runs up to Donald:
Huey: "Unca Donald! Why haven't you ever told me the truth about my father?"
Donald: "Your father was tempted by the Dark Side of the Force, Money! He was no longer Alasdair McDuck, he became Scrooge! From that point on, the good man that your father once had been, was destroyed! So in a way, I *DID* tell you the truth!"
Dewey runs up to Goofy, a fatherly friend of the family:
Dewey: "Goofy, tell me: Is Scrooge my father?"
Goofy: "Quiet it is I need..."
Dewey: "Please Goofy, I *MUST* know!"
Goofy: "Your father he is...told you so, he did? Surprising that is, and sad..."
Dewey: "It's sad that I know the truth?"
Goofy: "No, sad it is that to stand up to him, you could not wait...when complete your Woodchuck training was not...ready for the burden, you were not..."
Louie runs up to Scrooge in the Money Bin:
Scrooge: "Ah have bin expectin' ye!"
Louie: "I know, father!"
Scrooge: "So ye've accepted th' truth a'last!"
Louie: "I have accepted that you once were Alasdair McDuck, my father!"
Scrooge: "Tha' name has become o'nae meaning tae me anymoor!"
Louie: "It's the name of your true self! Feel the Good Side of the Force, break away from Money!"
Scrooge: " 'tis too late faer tha', me bairn! *GREED* is goud!"
Louie: "So my father really *IS* dead!"
Louie stabs Scrooge to death with the glow-in-the-dark Woodchucks army knife and piously buries him. He then blows up the Money Bin and gives all the spare change within to the poor. The Empire of Evil, Inc. has been slain, the human race is free!
(Sneakily ripped off and translated frae, er, from: http://www.stern.de/kultur/film/dis.....ampaign=kultur )
they've already started on the action figure line-up:
http://parksandresorts.wdpromedia.c.....56248SMALL.jpg
lol, those have been out for awhile, but these are the first things I thought
of when i first heard that.