Glad Obama won.

And Washington State. Don't forget that

Well, sort of.

Aww. Sad face. I was informed that was losing it's controlled substance classification. Thanks for the new info

And with a little luck, a new state in the union.

Glenn Beck's post-election, on-air meltdown --ongoing as we speak-- is ofa Shakespearian magnitude.

Aww. I'd love to be near Glenn right now, so I can feast upon the sweet milk of his tears.

Of course, they'd be flavored with onion juice.

i think that would be like eating pure crisco

No, that'd be Karl Rove.

I don't know.
What *do* they use in Hollywood to bring out the tears on cue?

It was established that Beck used onion juice to stimulate tears when he was on Fox.

Such sincerity!

Heh. Beck described himself as a "rodeo clown," one of the few things I completely agree with him on.

Beck: self-confessed "rodeo clown" who said, on his own show, to not take his product seriously.
Rush: Confessed on his own show that he's both an entertainer and totallly in his gig for the money.
Bill O'Reilly: So ambitious to rule other people's lives that he took college courses in leadership, yet manages to be both an on-air apathetic and ignoramus: "I don't know anthing about the topics and I don't care, but I still have lots of opinions about these topics because I'm always right about everything because I said so." Hatch that he's a conservative Catholic.
Sean Hannity: got the moniker of Fawn Hannity during the GWB years-- by haredcore conservatives-- because he was such a slobbering kiss-ass to GWB officials and the Zionist Jews. Wanted to be a Catholic Priest but didn't like the seminary. Like Billy, still wants to tell everyone what's right and wrong based on his own opinions.
Anne Coulter: A tremendously successful RL troll. One of the very best. A grand mistress at delivering deadpan monstrosity.
Laura Ingram: Another heavily opinionated, bigoted, thoroughly nasty conservative Catholic who also happens to be a blue-ribbon bitch. Her first big hit was a book entitled "Shut Up And Sing", where she berates the entertainment industry for criticizing GWB.
Michael Reagan: Really should legally change his name to Ronnie's Straight Conservative Son Reagan, since that's all he's got going for him, and he plays the role to the hilt. Is also one of the High Priests of the Church of The Blessed Saint Reagan, where The Gipper's speeches (not his policies, now) are worshipped as Gospel.

Oh yeah. Quite the rouge's gallery.
How can one *not* feel superior to conservatives with this bunch as their standard bearers?

It's a sad state of affairs when you realize that these people are the public face of the Party's 'brain trust.'

And I worked as an election judge at the polls yesterday! LONG HOURS