"And the Lord of Hosts spoke unto Gilbert, and said unto him "Let there be a grand celebration of cooked meat items and little bits of green vegetables with slivered nuts mixed in, and of stuffing made of leavened bread thou; also round pastries of a pie kind made from the Kin of Pump, and verily shall ye sluice thy foodings down thy gullets with spiced apple cider, and wine, and beer, and milk, and kittens, and Boston, even unto the fifth generation by the corner lot on the corner of Denny and Ass Gasket; puke where ye stand, yea even unto the purse of your most hated in-law, and make unto thyself a foolishness not to be lived down for at least a sixmonth; this shall be a good thing in Mine eyes and I shall bless it, and stuff."

Have a wonderful holiday, sweet, dear peeps. Eat, drink, be merry and give thanks for all the good things you have in your lives. Hell, that part's worth doing every day

Wuv,

Berbs