So, hey. Spore.
17 years ago
The demo for Spore's creature creator is out now.
It's neat.
The first thing I did after getting the hang of it was make a hyperherm.
It's a little unsettling when you spawn a baby creature, and find that it has the same massive penis, hanging balls and voluptuous breasts as its parent.
I wonder how EA'll react once stuff like that starts getting passed around. The decency police are on the case!
It's neat.
The first thing I did after getting the hang of it was make a hyperherm.
It's a little unsettling when you spawn a baby creature, and find that it has the same massive penis, hanging balls and voluptuous breasts as its parent.
I wonder how EA'll react once stuff like that starts getting passed around. The decency police are on the case!
Which doesn't make any sense, in retrospect. Uhm. Just pretend I said something deep and profound instead.
It'll be... interesting. To say the least.
DICKS EVERYWHERE!
My first creation is this weird carnivorous cowtaur sorta thing. He likes to dance. :3
Personally, I probably wouldn't upload such creatures at all haha. Partly because they would look kinda dumb when walking around.
Also I think the problem of R+ Rated spore material will be pretty easy to deal with. I have a feeling all 'public use' monsters and buildings will actually be distributed via the main Spore servers, and will be 'quality checked' before being allowed to peer-2-peer with other peoples.
Infact, the second I saw the submission I was expecting it to be deleted. XD
Oh dear, a pit to Hell just opened up next to me. And a monogrammed invitation with bat wings flew up out of it, my my.
.... Yeah, me too.
http://www.planete-aventure.net/jeux/orion.jpg
(Oh Zlarg, why you gotta make me want you so bad?)
Needs moar original content.
I didn't know you could do that- that's just funny!
Ugh, there's no way I could get that now. No money plus The Sims 2 already stole my life. I don't need EA doing it again XD
Reminds me so much of this: http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=199
(Sorry if you don't like VG Cats...just saying.)
Plus, the Spore team even gave him a little figurine of his Spore joke character. I'll have to find the picture, but it is a hoot.
And yeah, you CAN upload .PNG creature files here, I assume, but if pictures of Spore creatures aren't allowed on FA, I'd assume the creatures themselves would also be deleted in a timely manner.