News from  syrynn

"I know a certain canine lass will agree with this statement. The Albany Alphas suffer from a lack of depth beyond Rodger Umaechi, an underwhelmingly short point-guard lineup, and a toxic rookie who looks more fitting to be a couch than a basketball player. That's right, folks, I'll say it now: if the Alphas were smart, they'd send that talking piece of furniture back where he came from. He's terrible at basketball, and worse yet, he can't stop running his muzzle at the press! Back in my day, rookies didn't open their f*cking mouths unless addressed by their coach, and that was only to say 'yessir' or 'yes'm' to their coach when told to do extra drill.

This league has no room for taurs, especially not ones that can't shut their g*ddamn mouths. Merill Providence is a cancer to not only his team, but the face of the FBA as well. And he's only a Wildfyre injury away from being a STARTER!? F*ck this league. They don't have a single bone of courage in their body to keep this utter waste of elements out. He needs to be started for a game just to prove how bad he is, and I IMPLORE someone to swipe under his back legs and cripple him for good when that happens. I will literally give all my possessions just to see that live. Or even on replay. Hell, even word of mouth would do me just fine.

But I digress. Even though that walking, talking freak of nature is a huge problem, let's talk a moment about the little things. Most notably, Lance Wildfyre. What in the unholy love of hell is that tiny bunny doing as a starter on this team? What is he doing in the LEAGUE!? He's like a fucking toy doll... you know, the ones you play with as a kid, that are STILL smaller than the average child. He looks like a middle-school lapine out there in a league full of grown adults that are stronger and more experienced than he is! The only reason he looks good out there-- hell, the only reason why Albany has even had any WINS this year is because of Umaechi playing like a husky out of hell, averaging a triple-double and carrying this entire organization, including the coach, on his back!

And boy, could I go on about Danyals. The guy doesn't have a lick of experience, and suddenly in less than a year, not only does he show up as GM out of nowhere, when the team has a record low number of wins some a**hat decides he'd be a good coach? Well, he couldn't have done any worse than last year, so why the hell not? I'm glad someone in Albany was paying attention enough to pick up the husky. I don't wanna be the one to say 'I told you so,' but I knew from the moment they signed Umaechi that it was a move to literally SAVE the franchise from going 0-80, because without Dasher, that's what they are: a team that will never win another game, due to a sheer lack of actual talent aside from their one bona-fide superstar.

Alaina, if you're out there, I'm sorry you have to put up with that mutant raccoon. If I had it my way, taurs would be working as farm equipment, couches, or, hell, non-existent period. The Alphas need to get Merill the F*CK out of their organization, get a tall point guard, and find someone that's actually GOOD at this game other than Rodger Umaechi. Otherwise, they're just a sorry sack of sh*t in my book.

(Oh, and f*ck Merill Providence. F*ck him to hell. Goddamn waste of life. And his family too. F*ck all those taur-lovers. Should all be dead. W-wait, I told you to cut after that line about being a sorry sack. You DID cut there, right? F*ck.)" -Kendall Fletcher (Snowy Owl), KALF Radio