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That Blasted Questionairre (Stolen From Korth!)
19 years ago
GENERAL
(001) Your gender: Male
(002) Sexual orientation: Jailhouse Gay (Damn Furry Fandom...)
(003) Single? Yup
(004) Do you want to be? I'm Male and I'm a Furry...
(005) Your birthday: 07/13
(006) Age you wish you were: 14
(007) Your height: 5'8
(008) The color of your eyes: Brown
(009) The color of your hair: Brown
(010) Piercings: Nope
(011) Tattoos: Dont like Pain
DO YOU
(012) Smoke? No.
(013) Do drugs? No.
(014) Read the newspaper? Most of it.
(015) Pray? LOL
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you? Yup, sometimes I just let them talk to my bot though.
(017) Take walks in the rain? Heck no.
(018) Drive? Phobic of driving
(019) Like to drive fast? Nope
(020) Hurt yourself? I'm Male, I'm Furry. All the Time.
HAVE YOU EVER
(021) Been out of the country? Not that I can remember.
(022) Been in love? Yeah
(023) Done drugs? None that are illegal. (Retroactively)
(024) Gone skinny dipping? No
(025) Had any type of surgery? Nah
(026) Ran away from home? No
(027) Played strip poker? I'm Male, I'm Furry.
(028) Gotten beaten up? Not badly
(029) Been picked on? Not for awhile.
(030) Been on stage? Yes
(031) Slept outdoors? Yeah
(032) Thought about suicide? Technically speaking...
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? Every so often...
(034) If yes, what is your record? 'Bout two days straight with no adverse effects
(035) Talked on the phone all night? Nope
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? yup
(037) Slept all day? That one time I was sick...
(038) Killed someone? Are you sure this questionairre wasnt written by the FBI?
(039) Made out with a stranger? Nope
(041) Had sex with a stranger? I wish...
(042) Kissed the same sex? ....*Thinks*...Not on purpose...
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Not really.
(044) Been betrayed? Yup
(045) Broken the law? Nah.
(046) Met a famous person? Nah
(047) Been on radio/TV? Nope,
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? Yeah
(049) Had a nervous breakdown?To the point where I was physically Ill once...
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? Nope.
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? Not since I quit playing Resident Evil...
APPAREL
(052) Shoe brand? *Looks at bottom of shoe*...'Brahma'?
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Black. Lots of Black. I see why Henry Ford made all his cars that color.
(054) Wear hats? Only upside down panties.
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? Yup
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? Make...up?
(057) Favorite place to shop: Wal*Mart, Let those plynesian kids EARN a living!
(058) Favorite article of clothing: Pants with Zipper-on Legs.
(059) Are you trendy: ROFL
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
(060) Life on other planets: Yup
(061) Miracles? Sure
(062) Astrology? Yup
(063) Magic? Fun card game...Oh, you mean with a 'K'...
(064) God? LOL
(065) Satan? Sure
(066) Santa? Nope
(067) Ghosts? Yes
(068) Luck? Yes
(069) Love at first sight? I guess...
(070) Yin and Yang? Sure
(071) Witches? As in "New Agers" Not as in "Charmed"
(072) Easter bunny? wtf? People believe in the easter bunny?
(073) Fidelity? I loves my Stereo
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? ...
LOVE
(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? Yup
(076) Do you remember your first love? Yup, still fantasize.
(077) Still love him/her? On a certain level, yes.
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? Most of the time.
(079) What do you find romantic? Someone with the personality of a cat, at hand if affection is needed, but if I get boring, just does their own thing.
(080) Turn-ons? Matching religious beliefs, Internet/Computer Savvyness.
(081) Turn-offs? People with Opposed religious beliefs, Constant Need for attention, "herd-mentality", Anti-Sex advocates,
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? Initially.
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? No, I'd turn them down every time.
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? ...Durr...
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? LOL!
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? An x-box for christmas...
(087) Are you in love? With MEEEEE!!
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(088) That you laughed at? Dred
(089) That laughed at you? Dred
(090) That turned you on? ...I am on t3h Intarwebs...
(091) You went shopping with? My mom!
(092) To disappoint you? Dred
(093) To ask you out? Um....A girl...
(094) To make you cry? A different girl...
(095) To brighten up your day? Dred (Nothing like idiocy to brighten my day!)
(096) That you thought about? I thinkk about so many people, that question HAS no answer.
(097) You saw a movie with? Onna Mah Buds
(098) You talked to on the phone? Da Bear
(099) You talked to through IM? Da Bear
(100) You saw? My mom
(101) You turned down? That first girl that asked me out.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(104) Smiled? When I found out my lappy was coming in tomorrow.
(105) Laughed? At Dred
(106) Cried? Several weeks ago...If not then, then several years ago.
(107) Bought something? MY LAPPY!!!
(108) Danced? This morning
(109) Were sarcastic? This morning
(110) Hugged/kissed someone? Couple weeks ago...friendly hug though...
(111) Talked to an enemy? I dont talk to my enemies.
(112) Watched your favorite movie? Several Months ago.
(113) Talked on the phone? Couple days ago.
(114) Listened to the radio? Today
(115) Watched TV? When I got home. (All hail PBS!)
(116) Went out? I'll assume that implies "on a date", the answer is more than 2 years ago.
(117) Helped someone? I'm unpaid tech-support...
(118) Sang? Umm...now. No, wait...NOW.
(119) Said "I love you"? Several weeks ago I think...
(120) Got drunk? ...What's this fascination with alcohol?
JUDGE ME!!!
(001) Your gender: Male
(002) Sexual orientation: Jailhouse Gay (Damn Furry Fandom...)
(003) Single? Yup
(004) Do you want to be? I'm Male and I'm a Furry...
(005) Your birthday: 07/13
(006) Age you wish you were: 14
(007) Your height: 5'8
(008) The color of your eyes: Brown
(009) The color of your hair: Brown
(010) Piercings: Nope
(011) Tattoos: Dont like Pain
DO YOU
(012) Smoke? No.
(013) Do drugs? No.
(014) Read the newspaper? Most of it.
(015) Pray? LOL
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you? Yup, sometimes I just let them talk to my bot though.
(017) Take walks in the rain? Heck no.
(018) Drive? Phobic of driving
(019) Like to drive fast? Nope
(020) Hurt yourself? I'm Male, I'm Furry. All the Time.
HAVE YOU EVER
(021) Been out of the country? Not that I can remember.
(022) Been in love? Yeah
(023) Done drugs? None that are illegal. (Retroactively)
(024) Gone skinny dipping? No
(025) Had any type of surgery? Nah
(026) Ran away from home? No
(027) Played strip poker? I'm Male, I'm Furry.
(028) Gotten beaten up? Not badly
(029) Been picked on? Not for awhile.
(030) Been on stage? Yes
(031) Slept outdoors? Yeah
(032) Thought about suicide? Technically speaking...
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? Every so often...
(034) If yes, what is your record? 'Bout two days straight with no adverse effects
(035) Talked on the phone all night? Nope
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? yup
(037) Slept all day? That one time I was sick...
(038) Killed someone? Are you sure this questionairre wasnt written by the FBI?
(039) Made out with a stranger? Nope
(041) Had sex with a stranger? I wish...
(042) Kissed the same sex? ....*Thinks*...Not on purpose...
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Not really.
(044) Been betrayed? Yup
(045) Broken the law? Nah.
(046) Met a famous person? Nah
(047) Been on radio/TV? Nope,
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? Yeah
(049) Had a nervous breakdown?To the point where I was physically Ill once...
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? Nope.
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? Not since I quit playing Resident Evil...
APPAREL
(052) Shoe brand? *Looks at bottom of shoe*...'Brahma'?
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Black. Lots of Black. I see why Henry Ford made all his cars that color.
(054) Wear hats? Only upside down panties.
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? Yup
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? Make...up?
(057) Favorite place to shop: Wal*Mart, Let those plynesian kids EARN a living!
(058) Favorite article of clothing: Pants with Zipper-on Legs.
(059) Are you trendy: ROFL
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
(060) Life on other planets: Yup
(061) Miracles? Sure
(062) Astrology? Yup
(063) Magic? Fun card game...Oh, you mean with a 'K'...
(064) God? LOL
(065) Satan? Sure
(066) Santa? Nope
(067) Ghosts? Yes
(068) Luck? Yes
(069) Love at first sight? I guess...
(070) Yin and Yang? Sure
(071) Witches? As in "New Agers" Not as in "Charmed"
(072) Easter bunny? wtf? People believe in the easter bunny?
(073) Fidelity? I loves my Stereo
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? ...
LOVE
(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? Yup
(076) Do you remember your first love? Yup, still fantasize.
(077) Still love him/her? On a certain level, yes.
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? Most of the time.
(079) What do you find romantic? Someone with the personality of a cat, at hand if affection is needed, but if I get boring, just does their own thing.
(080) Turn-ons? Matching religious beliefs, Internet/Computer Savvyness.
(081) Turn-offs? People with Opposed religious beliefs, Constant Need for attention, "herd-mentality", Anti-Sex advocates,
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? Initially.
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? No, I'd turn them down every time.
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? ...Durr...
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? LOL!
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? An x-box for christmas...
(087) Are you in love? With MEEEEE!!
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(088) That you laughed at? Dred
(089) That laughed at you? Dred
(090) That turned you on? ...I am on t3h Intarwebs...
(091) You went shopping with? My mom!
(092) To disappoint you? Dred
(093) To ask you out? Um....A girl...
(094) To make you cry? A different girl...
(095) To brighten up your day? Dred (Nothing like idiocy to brighten my day!)
(096) That you thought about? I thinkk about so many people, that question HAS no answer.
(097) You saw a movie with? Onna Mah Buds
(098) You talked to on the phone? Da Bear
(099) You talked to through IM? Da Bear
(100) You saw? My mom
(101) You turned down? That first girl that asked me out.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(104) Smiled? When I found out my lappy was coming in tomorrow.
(105) Laughed? At Dred
(106) Cried? Several weeks ago...If not then, then several years ago.
(107) Bought something? MY LAPPY!!!
(108) Danced? This morning
(109) Were sarcastic? This morning
(110) Hugged/kissed someone? Couple weeks ago...friendly hug though...
(111) Talked to an enemy? I dont talk to my enemies.
(112) Watched your favorite movie? Several Months ago.
(113) Talked on the phone? Couple days ago.
(114) Listened to the radio? Today
(115) Watched TV? When I got home. (All hail PBS!)
(116) Went out? I'll assume that implies "on a date", the answer is more than 2 years ago.
(117) Helped someone? I'm unpaid tech-support...
(118) Sang? Umm...now. No, wait...NOW.
(119) Said "I love you"? Several weeks ago I think...
(120) Got drunk? ...What's this fascination with alcohol?
JUDGE ME!!!
And my first love was...um...I guess she was one of my friends sisters, who has since moved away...truthfully, I dont really think I've been I love, though, it was more of a physical relationship (didnt mind it at all :p) but there wasnt really any "love" in there...