So I'm riding in my friend's Jeep called Sheila to the movie theater in town. We take the short highway there (Highway 82/Highway 6 for Montgomery/Prattville/Millbrook furs) to Cobbs Ford Road to the Carmike Cinema 12 theatre. Next to us there's this green Nissan Exterra with at first glance, a man in a beanie driving. Nope... It's a woman with her hair in a gigantic bun.... and she's screaming at her phone. She lets the anchor fly because she doesn't want to take the one way to Millbrook side of 82, and she stops in the middle of the road and goes through the grass to follow us and take the left like they're wanting to go to the Prattville Walmart. Before taking the turn she stops again, right next to us, yells at her phone (at this time we're both looking at her like she's absolutely bat shit insane), and then storms westbound down Cobbs Ford Road.

Is this an omen for the rest of my year? Am I going to have to drive like Queen Latifah in Taxi or Jackie Chan in The Tuxedo every time I go into town? Oh hell no, this is gonna be one ****** up year if that's how it's gonna go down. mmmm.mmm..mm....