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Holy Crap, it's that time of year again!
13 years ago
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No, I don't mean Xmas, or 'OhgawdIgottaloseallthisweight' time.
No my friend, I mean 'It's my Birthday coming again' time.
31....31! Holy Hell I feel old. I cringe when people ask me how old I'm going to be. Those who don't know me well enough think it's going to be like, 28 or something. On a nice day, even less. But the look in their eyes and on their faces when I say 'Thirty-One', right before they cover it up with a smile and an 'oh that's not too old...' Yeesh...
I'm crossing my fingers.
No my friend, I mean 'It's my Birthday coming again' time.
31....31! Holy Hell I feel old. I cringe when people ask me how old I'm going to be. Those who don't know me well enough think it's going to be like, 28 or something. On a nice day, even less. But the look in their eyes and on their faces when I say 'Thirty-One', right before they cover it up with a smile and an 'oh that's not too old...' Yeesh...
I'm crossing my fingers.
Thirty one isn't that old. If it helps, you were an old creeper as of five years ago, maybe six. If you don't have a mate already, you'll probably never get laid again. Your best bet is probably to get a murrsuit, claim to be twenty one and never take the head off until the deed is done. (j/k... I think)