Yesterday...Concerning $4.99 Rotisserie Chickens

Customer: " Which one of these chicken is all white meat?"

Me: "Miss, all whole chickens have white and dark meat."

Customer: "...but me and my family don't like dark meat. Are there any chickens that have white meat legs?"

Me: "No, ma'am. All chickens come with white meat and dark meat."

(Customer picks up a chicken)

Customer: "Could you tell me which one had more white meat than dark meat?"

Me: (pauses and looks around) "The one that you're holding actually. Good eye!"

Customer: "I thought so! Thank you so much."

(Waits for the customer to walk away before I allow my nose to bleed and my eye to twitch profusely)