75 of the most random questions ever! I BEG TO DIFFER

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My mops.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Bluuuuuue! Or black. They're all so ffffff comfy.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Mhhhhm! Tout le temps.

4. Do you plan outfits?
I don't. Every day I walk into my room with my towel on and go through all of my clothes for the same 6 or 7 t-shirts out of 9 million. Planning ahead would definitely... make my life boring and more efficient so I could leave the house on time but SINCE WHEN IS THAT MY GOAL IN LIFE.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Like I need to constantly pee.

6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
A stroller for some reason. It's on display in the library. FOR REAL. I'M NOWHERE NEAR KIDS.

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
Baim, actually.

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I BARELY remember mine from last night but I can't even identify the people in it or the plot, so describing it would be about as comprehensive as this summary.

9. Did you meet anybody new today?
Technically I met a classroom full of people and my new teacher, but I don't remember anything about them.

10. What are you craving right now?
Urinating.

11. Do you floss?
Pretty much every day. It's one of those things - a ritual? It could be worse.

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
GROSS.

13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
Probably over a year ago.

14. Are you emotional?
I sure hope so! Emotions are the only things separating us from robots. And rocks.

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
No.

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I think the better question is can I count at all.

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Biting ice cream is a HORRIBLE idea. Unless your teeth are made of wood you're going to pay for that shit.

18. Do you like your hair?
Suuuuure! I liked it better when it was longer, but we all make mistakes.

19. Do you like yourself?
Yes! It's taken a long ass time but it's been worth it. Friends definitely help the process along. So does cognitive behavioral therapy. And toning the shit out of your thighs with stilts.

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I'm sure!

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

22. What are you listening to right now?
The silence of this godforsaken library.

23. How many countries have you visited?
CANADA. I went to Quebec and Montreal in my junior year of high school and goddamn if I don't miss it constantly.

24. Are your parents strict?
They can barely control their youngest kid so the answer is no.

25. Would you go sky diving?
Yup! Only if I broke my neck as a result.

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
I thought this asked if I would eat out George W. Bush.

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
I wouldn't appreciate that.

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
No, this is a library, not Justice.

29. Have you ever been in a castle?
Yes!

30. Do you rent movies often?
I used to, before Blockbuster ate their own dick and now there's only one and they're overpriced and stupid.

31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
I'm not in math this semesterrrrrrr.

32. Have you made a prank phone call?
The only one that I remember was really fantastic but I think I was like 12.

33. Do you own a gun?
I don't!

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
I've never tried, and since the results is uncertain I think I'm going to pass.

35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
One very special white man.

36. Brown or white eggs?
Man I forgot that brown eggs existed. We used to have them from the chickens at my grandparents' farm. I don't remember them tasting better but they're still special somehow.

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Sure! Unfortunately some of their t-shirts are awesome. A lot of my earrings are from there.

38. Ever been on a train?
Yeah, I get motion sickness on them when I try to read though. So that banishes them from my transportation resources.

39. Ever been in love?
I am now; it's pretty great! <- What he said!

40. Do you have a cell-phone?
Vibrator, cell phone - it's all the same.

41. Are you too forgiving?
According to who? Myself? I don't think so, anymore. I forgive people where I feel like it's acceptable and safe but I really have re-thought how I let people treat me.

42. Do you use chap stick?
BEES.

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
I have a couple. But I doubt they'll be having as much as fun as I will in BIOLOGY LECTURE AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH.

44. Can you use chop sticks?
I can use them for many things except eating.

45. Ever have cream puffs?
YUCK.

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No.

47. What was the last question you asked?
"Are you going to finish that ass or what?"

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Oh Christ. Probably Skrill. It's been months now.

49. Boys or girls?
Would I rather have a boy or girl as a child? Or sexually? Or emotionally? Is all three an option? Let's skip this one.

50. What is your bus number for school?
I rode bus 11 for most of my life.

51. Is your hair curly?
I think so!

52. Last time you cried?
THIS MORNING. It was accompanied by yelling also. Which is the best kind of crying. And then 20 minutes later it concluded with relieved/frustrated crying over an empty cereal bowl, holding an unopened box of cereal while my mom watched.

53. Ever walked into a wall?
I'm a pro at walking into corners and door frames.

54. Do looks matter?
Facial expressions? Absolutely. It's all in the eyes, 'want this D?'

55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
I used to! When I thought it was cool.

56. Have you ever slapped someone?
YES. The last time I slapped someone seriously was at my old friend's house in high school and they were like fucking around with this bayonet blade (for some reason) and it hurt me and I slapped him HARD.

57. Favorite time of the year?
SUMMER, SNAKES.

58. Favorite color?
Blue.

59. Are you sarcastic?
How do I sarcasm

60. Do you have any tattoos?
I don't! I go back and forth on things that I want. I have some concepts people have already drawn out for me and I'm waiting for an extended period of time where I don't go back on the idea. Which could be never. Sometimes I want some and then I see someone trying to dress classy and the ink just ruins it. Plus skin is just so goddamn pretty clean.

61. The last person you held hands with?
Boooooooooooooooooyfriend!

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I DO. It drives everyone nuts, especially Jackie. BUT IT'S MY LIFE.

63. Where was your default picture taken at?
My ass.

64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I don't hate anyone, but I definitely dislike people. And rarely for anything serious or long-term. If I see someone being a shit to someone else I can't say that I don't dislike them at that moment. Whether I care after that depends. There are some people that I've known for years that I just can't truly trust or forgive for things I've seen them do. But I still care for them as people.

65. Do you like your life right now?
Absolutely.

66. How often do you talk on the phone?
NEVER. Talking on the phone annoys the fuck out of me. It bugs my ear.

67. What is your favorite animal?
Alligators!

68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A sandwich! TYPICAL.

69. Do you have good vision?
Last year I drove to a con without my glasses or contacts and we didn't die! But I can't say that it was particularly safe.

70. Can you hula hoop?
Yes! I had a friend at my last job who was a total hippy and she taught me a bunch of kick ass looking things.

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Blah.

72. Do you have a job?
I do!

73. Can you handle the truth?
Much better than I used to. Over time I realized that even though shit sucks sometimes, not being able to get the truth out of someone sucks WAY worse. It ruins communication.

74. What are you wearing?
I wish I was wearing adult diapers so I could just pee constantly.

75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes! This made me think back to when my brother and I shared a room that I now live in, and we practiced climbing out of the windows in case of a fire. I was pretty young and we weren't supposed to do it of course. So I would climb out the window and come around to the front door and my parents caught on and were pretty irritated. WORTH IT, FIRE SKILLS ACQUIRED.