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Letters to my meds
13 years ago
Dear Zoloft: I hope that you start doing something to relieve my anxiety and stress soon, because this making me constantly groggy, and making me sleep for 11 hours and STILL not be able to drag my fuzzy tail out of bed without serious effort is simply unacceptable. I'm taking you for anxiety, not in order to be too tired and sleepy to accomplish anything. Please to stop this shit and start making me feel more normal K Thnx
Dear Xanax: You have no complaints with. In fact, you are amazing. I took you for the first time last night, and for a blissful 4 or 5 hours NOTHING could go wrong. I flat forgot why I was panicking, in fact all the things that were worrying me somehow magical became totally inaccessible to my conscious brain. Thank you for being so awesome. In fact the only way you could be more awesome is if you weren't addictive and a controlled substance and limited to 10 of you a month.
Dear Flexeril: You also are awesome, not only do you stop the constant evil pain in my back, but since you are somewhat sedating you have the side effect of making me feel less stressed. Thank you for existing, I only wish I'd found out about you years and years ago.
Dear Xanax: You have no complaints with. In fact, you are amazing. I took you for the first time last night, and for a blissful 4 or 5 hours NOTHING could go wrong. I flat forgot why I was panicking, in fact all the things that were worrying me somehow magical became totally inaccessible to my conscious brain. Thank you for being so awesome. In fact the only way you could be more awesome is if you weren't addictive and a controlled substance and limited to 10 of you a month.
Dear Flexeril: You also are awesome, not only do you stop the constant evil pain in my back, but since you are somewhat sedating you have the side effect of making me feel less stressed. Thank you for existing, I only wish I'd found out about you years and years ago.
