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Happy Chocolate and Hentai Day 2013!
12 years ago
I had a few people ask me what Chocolate and Hentai Day is.
TL:DR version: It's a holiday I made up as a massive FUCK YOU to Valentine's Day and focusing instead on the pleasures of the self.
Now for the explanation:
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is the stupidest and most utterly gag-worthy holiday there is. I haven't liked it since I first was forced to sit down and fill out endless ugly and schmaltzy cards to pass out to my class full of yuppy larva that I otherwise loathed, and receiving fake Valentine's day wishes from them in return. All useless crap that goes in the garbage by the end of the day anyway, and we'd STILL be finding those sickening little candy hearts all over the place in June when we were cleaning the classroom before leaving for the summer.
Then of course as you get older and you're single, you gotta deal with the fact that Valentine's Day deals exclusively with romantic love...and if you're an oddball like me, it was just another dildo up the butt reminding you that nobody likes you.
I'm also about as romantic as a rock, so the cutesy wootsy pink, red, and white sappy shit makes me want to tie someone up and beat them.
Did I make myself clear on feelings on this? Lemme know if you need me to rant in clarification for you.
Buuuuut...
Being massive Holiday Whore I am (I love an excuse to kick back and celebrate) I came up with Chocolate and Hentai Day instead of Valentines somewhere back in High School.
Now, the ritual of CHD is very simple.
- Be as hedonistic as possible (indulge in a hot bath with candles, read a good book, go to a club, whatever your "thing" is)
- Buy and eat lots of chocolate
- Make or buy yourself your favorite dinner
- Pull out your favorite hentai or porno and have an orgasm
- Relax
The official colors of CHD are Black, Blue, Green, and Purple. The official symbol is a tentacle.
The best part of CHD is the fact it's all about YOU and taking a day just to enjoy yourself doing whatever makes YOU happy while everyone else is stuck in Candy Pink Commercial Hell.
Of course if you do have friends, family, and partners you want to celebrate with, feel free to do so.
Many happy orgasms and confectionaries to you this Chocolate and Hentai day! *XXXOOOspankspankspank!* :D
TL:DR version: It's a holiday I made up as a massive FUCK YOU to Valentine's Day and focusing instead on the pleasures of the self.
Now for the explanation:
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is the stupidest and most utterly gag-worthy holiday there is. I haven't liked it since I first was forced to sit down and fill out endless ugly and schmaltzy cards to pass out to my class full of yuppy larva that I otherwise loathed, and receiving fake Valentine's day wishes from them in return. All useless crap that goes in the garbage by the end of the day anyway, and we'd STILL be finding those sickening little candy hearts all over the place in June when we were cleaning the classroom before leaving for the summer.
Then of course as you get older and you're single, you gotta deal with the fact that Valentine's Day deals exclusively with romantic love...and if you're an oddball like me, it was just another dildo up the butt reminding you that nobody likes you.
I'm also about as romantic as a rock, so the cutesy wootsy pink, red, and white sappy shit makes me want to tie someone up and beat them.
Did I make myself clear on feelings on this? Lemme know if you need me to rant in clarification for you.
Buuuuut...
Being massive Holiday Whore I am (I love an excuse to kick back and celebrate) I came up with Chocolate and Hentai Day instead of Valentines somewhere back in High School.
Now, the ritual of CHD is very simple.
- Be as hedonistic as possible (indulge in a hot bath with candles, read a good book, go to a club, whatever your "thing" is)
- Buy and eat lots of chocolate
- Make or buy yourself your favorite dinner
- Pull out your favorite hentai or porno and have an orgasm
- Relax
The official colors of CHD are Black, Blue, Green, and Purple. The official symbol is a tentacle.
The best part of CHD is the fact it's all about YOU and taking a day just to enjoy yourself doing whatever makes YOU happy while everyone else is stuck in Candy Pink Commercial Hell.
Of course if you do have friends, family, and partners you want to celebrate with, feel free to do so.
Many happy orgasms and confectionaries to you this Chocolate and Hentai day! *XXXOOOspankspankspank!* :D
Famous for a silly day for romantic entanglement and a Mobster cleaning out a little competition. It's a day of contradiction, to be sure.
I so do love those chalky hearts and all those assorted chocolate candies.