Stolen from Gray's, who stole it from somewhere, all the way back to Blaire.



What colour are your underwear/panties?
Today? Dark gray, why do you ask?

Do they have a design?
Mmmm no...

Girls, what color is your bra?
I'm a guy... no boobs...

Is there a design?
See last answer... 0.o

what color are your socks?
White, always white.... Toes are gray though!?!

Is there a design on them?
Nope looks

Are you a virgin ?
Lost that before I was out of high school...

Happy that way?
In caparison? Yes!

What is your favorite sex position?
Which ever way the lady likes (grins)

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
I'm straight, and very non judgmental.

Do you look at hentai?
Yep

Real porn?
...yesssss....

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Read , write, drool over...

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Read some... Mostly friends work..

Who was your first kiss with?
Well, I don't remember her name, but we were young and she did it on a dare....

Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes... Well I assume so, She was waring a dress...

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No, Though there was one guy who was sneaky and could outrun me... I guess the club I had was good motivation LOL

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
I plead the Fifth...

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No like sharp things sticking in to my body...

If so, where?
Dude, Sharp thing, stick in my body, not in this or any other life time...

Do you have any tattoos?
If I'm not going to hold still and have one sharp thing poked in me I'm definitely not going to have it done hundreds of times...

If so, where?
See last answer.. (shivers)

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Not to my knowledge, my kid was adopted...

Ever done any illegal drugs?
I was in collage, once upon a time...

If so, which ones?
Pot, one time, didn't like it.

Have you ever cheated on someone?
I plead the fifth... Again!

Ever been cheated on?
Yup. Remember that Fifth? It's down to a pint now...

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Who have yo bee talking to anyway?

Do you own any sex toys?
Dude! Like I'm going to admit that?

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Maybe, but not a blood relative...

Have you ever masturbated?
The testosterone still flows and the plumbing still works...

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
You are starting to worry me here...

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Not that I would admit to (evil grins)

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Condoms..

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Look at my FA page sometime

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Not when I was young enough for it to have mattered..

Do they care?
Oh yes...

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Nope I finished that Fifth and I'm feeling fine.... (hic)

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yes, and they made me say that... LOL