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12 years ago
Took this from 
xK2x cause I have nothing better to do.
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
Not as important as other things.
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
Yeah.
3. Are you a virgin?
No.
4. Are you in a relationship?
No...
5. Are you in love?
Again, no.
6. Are you single this year?
Eeyup.
7. Can you commit to one person?
Of course I can.
8. Describe your crush
I don't crush.
9. Describe your perfect mate
Honest, easy going, fun, good sense of humor, not afraid to be different, open minded
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not entirely, no. Suppose it could happen though.
11. Do you ever want to get married?
One day.
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
Depends on what it was.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Not really.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Like I said, I don't do that.
15. Do you have any piercings?
Nope.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.
17. Do you like kissing in public?
Suppose it depends on my mood really.
20. Do you shower every day?
Every day that it matters. But I smell fantastic all the time anyway.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Me? No.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Yeah, no. Least not in the way that this meme would imply.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Well yeah. Silly question.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Would I like that? Yes. Will it happen? Probably not.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Certainly would be nice.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Yeah they have.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Supposedly, but I've never seen anything.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Oh yeah.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope. I'm good like that.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Not really, no.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
yeah.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
I think so? Maybe?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
Yup.
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Yup.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Um.... Yes? It's a strange thing to not know for sure, but age and me are like that.
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Not really, no.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
mmmm, Don't think so.
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Can't say I have.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
A couple times.
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Nah, I'm not that creative.
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
No... >.<
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Not sure. Its not exactly something I've put a timer on.
43. How long was your longest relationship?
Just shy of three years.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
Only 2 that I consider serious.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
3 I think. I know, I'm a lonely person.
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
Twice maybe. >.<
47. How old are you?
Old enough.
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
This hasn't happened so I don't know.
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
I don't have one...
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
Depends on how sincere they were and if they were actually willing to work to prove it. But I don't ever see this happening.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
At this point, no.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on?
Yeah.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
Well I'm not dating or talking to anyone so...
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Yes. The curse of my memory.
55. Share a relationship story.
None are really coming to mind...
56. State 8 facts about your body
I have long awesome hair.
My eyes suck.
I can occasionally pop my chest like any other joint in the body.
I have this thing between my legs that demands a lot of my attention.
My lips are kinda dry right now.
My arms have lots of cuts on them
My knees, back and feet all conspire against me.
The whole thing needs an entire day of sleep and repair.
57. Things you want to say to an ex
Dunno....
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
I don't know, so long as you're honest and not an asshole all the time I can work with anything.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
Awesome.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
Again, the age thing... I'm not entirely sure.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Their personality, cause odds are I'll be listening to you before I take in anything physical.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Too many!
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
A part of someone going inside another someone? Maybe some rhythm involved? I dunno, it's a pretty fluid thing.
64. What is your definition of cheating?
Doing the sex thing behind my back.
65. What is your favorite foreplay routine?
Thats the thing, I don't have a routine cause routines make things boring and predictable.
66. What is your favorite roleplay?
I've honestly never done any of that.
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Don't have one which really sucks cause I'm a guy and I'm suppose to be the one thinking up all the good shit for that.
68. What is your sexual orientation?
I don't like to pick any just cause of those people that come in and act all offended cause you're not what their definition is. There's always those people out there. So to put it simple, I like guys, I like girls, and I don't care if I'm giving or receiving.
69. What turns you off?
Assholes. Arrogant people. People that come around and put words in my mouth or pretend to know what I'm thinking. And also people that are like too forward and open. You know, the kind that you don't know and then out of the blue throw a couple obligatory hello sentences, then get right to telling you how they want you in them or vice versa and no matter how much you try to steer the conversation to more normal means just so you're not having those creepy moments anymore, they still go back to talking like that. Yeah.
70. What turns you on?
Pretty much the opposite of the last answer. Unless I'm in a specific mood and you combine the Arrogant and forward ones, but that's only if I know you.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
Oh I'm not telling you that.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
Dunno. I've surprisingly never had many vocal partners.
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Anything with any effort works for me. I'm not use to being spoiled like that at all so it'd be easy.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
I'm not really sure to be honest. Plus it varies a bit since I'm open to both sides and all.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Commissioned my favorite artist for me I guess. Like I said, I've never been terribly spoiled.
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I suppose it'd be the time I walked into someone's house when no one was home and planted Valentines day stuff all about their room. Was pretty much the only time I ever did anything for that day, and boy would it have not been pretty if it didn't go over well.
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
So long as it's legal, who cares?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
Seriously thought I'd say that here?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
... Nope, can't remember.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
A long time ago. That's not a word I throw around lightly in that context.
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
Yeah, another one I'll skip.
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
hm... Probably my older sister.
83. Who was your first kiss with?
Don't remember.
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
We were just too different.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
It's probably more likely to happen than anything in person, so yeah.
xK2x cause I have nothing better to do.1. Are looks important in a relationship?
Not as important as other things.
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
Yeah.
3. Are you a virgin?
No.
4. Are you in a relationship?
No...
5. Are you in love?
Again, no.
6. Are you single this year?
Eeyup.
7. Can you commit to one person?
Of course I can.
8. Describe your crush
I don't crush.
9. Describe your perfect mate
Honest, easy going, fun, good sense of humor, not afraid to be different, open minded
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not entirely, no. Suppose it could happen though.
11. Do you ever want to get married?
One day.
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
Depends on what it was.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Not really.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Like I said, I don't do that.
15. Do you have any piercings?
Nope.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.
17. Do you like kissing in public?
Suppose it depends on my mood really.
20. Do you shower every day?
Every day that it matters. But I smell fantastic all the time anyway.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Me? No.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Yeah, no. Least not in the way that this meme would imply.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Well yeah. Silly question.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Would I like that? Yes. Will it happen? Probably not.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Certainly would be nice.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Yeah they have.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Supposedly, but I've never seen anything.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Oh yeah.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope. I'm good like that.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Not really, no.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
yeah.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
I think so? Maybe?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
Yup.
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Yup.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Um.... Yes? It's a strange thing to not know for sure, but age and me are like that.
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Not really, no.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
mmmm, Don't think so.
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Can't say I have.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
A couple times.
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Nah, I'm not that creative.
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
No... >.<
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Not sure. Its not exactly something I've put a timer on.
43. How long was your longest relationship?
Just shy of three years.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
Only 2 that I consider serious.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
3 I think. I know, I'm a lonely person.
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
Twice maybe. >.<
47. How old are you?
Old enough.
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
This hasn't happened so I don't know.
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
I don't have one...
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
Depends on how sincere they were and if they were actually willing to work to prove it. But I don't ever see this happening.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
At this point, no.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on?
Yeah.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
Well I'm not dating or talking to anyone so...
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Yes. The curse of my memory.
55. Share a relationship story.
None are really coming to mind...
56. State 8 facts about your body
I have long awesome hair.
My eyes suck.
I can occasionally pop my chest like any other joint in the body.
I have this thing between my legs that demands a lot of my attention.
My lips are kinda dry right now.
My arms have lots of cuts on them
My knees, back and feet all conspire against me.
The whole thing needs an entire day of sleep and repair.
57. Things you want to say to an ex
Dunno....
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
I don't know, so long as you're honest and not an asshole all the time I can work with anything.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
Awesome.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
Again, the age thing... I'm not entirely sure.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Their personality, cause odds are I'll be listening to you before I take in anything physical.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Too many!
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
A part of someone going inside another someone? Maybe some rhythm involved? I dunno, it's a pretty fluid thing.
64. What is your definition of cheating?
Doing the sex thing behind my back.
65. What is your favorite foreplay routine?
Thats the thing, I don't have a routine cause routines make things boring and predictable.
66. What is your favorite roleplay?
I've honestly never done any of that.
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Don't have one which really sucks cause I'm a guy and I'm suppose to be the one thinking up all the good shit for that.
68. What is your sexual orientation?
I don't like to pick any just cause of those people that come in and act all offended cause you're not what their definition is. There's always those people out there. So to put it simple, I like guys, I like girls, and I don't care if I'm giving or receiving.
69. What turns you off?
Assholes. Arrogant people. People that come around and put words in my mouth or pretend to know what I'm thinking. And also people that are like too forward and open. You know, the kind that you don't know and then out of the blue throw a couple obligatory hello sentences, then get right to telling you how they want you in them or vice versa and no matter how much you try to steer the conversation to more normal means just so you're not having those creepy moments anymore, they still go back to talking like that. Yeah.
70. What turns you on?
Pretty much the opposite of the last answer. Unless I'm in a specific mood and you combine the Arrogant and forward ones, but that's only if I know you.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
Oh I'm not telling you that.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
Dunno. I've surprisingly never had many vocal partners.
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Anything with any effort works for me. I'm not use to being spoiled like that at all so it'd be easy.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
I'm not really sure to be honest. Plus it varies a bit since I'm open to both sides and all.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Commissioned my favorite artist for me I guess. Like I said, I've never been terribly spoiled.
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I suppose it'd be the time I walked into someone's house when no one was home and planted Valentines day stuff all about their room. Was pretty much the only time I ever did anything for that day, and boy would it have not been pretty if it didn't go over well.
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
So long as it's legal, who cares?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
Seriously thought I'd say that here?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
... Nope, can't remember.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
A long time ago. That's not a word I throw around lightly in that context.
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
Yeah, another one I'll skip.
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
hm... Probably my older sister.
83. Who was your first kiss with?
Don't remember.
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
We were just too different.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
It's probably more likely to happen than anything in person, so yeah.
I'm forward and way too open... though I admit I don't go all out and tell people what I'd like to do with them until we've been talking a while so I guess I'm not too creepy in that respect.
I also *try* to gauge the reaction by throwing out slight comments to make sure that my advances aren't unwanted...
But I'm still one of those people who will throw out "Oh yeah, I love anal sex!" in mixed company.
Nothing quite makes me giggle then seeing an outraged closed-minded religious nut huff and tell me I'm going to hell.
Still smelling fantastic?
Cop out! My likes are opposite of my dislikes! :P
And I always smell fantastic. Even when I don't want to.