Bored as hell, and I have to stay up all night so might as well do this to pass some time.

Where are you staying?
The main hotel cause it's awesome.

What day are you getting there?
Thursday sometime.

Departure?
Monday I think.

Transportation?
I'll be rolling in with a friend

Who will you be rooming with?
balloonpup or is it MapleGleam... hm... and acebearpaws

How is the best way to find you?
Let me know you're looking for me and I'll find you. No really, that's usually how it happens.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
By acknowledging me?

Can I talk to you?
Absolutely. But if I don't know you, you better bring something to talk about or it might not be the best use of oxygen.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc.?
If I invite you sure. Or if I think you're cool enough to handle that. Fun fact though, there's always a small chance I'll pay cause I'm generous like that.

Who will you hang with during the convention?
Honestly, anyone that wants me around. Other than that I usually just wander alone.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
I have no clue. Then again I don't know what panels are going to be happening. I should probably look into that...

Will you be suiting?
Nope. It needs work that I don't have time for, and I can't be bothered to drag it along to this one.

Do you do free art?
Hell no.

Do you do badges?
Absolutely! I hope you like stick figures, cause I'll draw the hell out of those.

Do you do trades?
Yes I do. You give me money and I'll... oh wait, you don't mean that.

What do you look like?
John Lennon, Silent Bob, Bray Wyatt, a guy at work keeps calling me a viking... I use to get Harry Potter when I had short hair...
Just a fat guy with really long hair, a long beard and may or may not be wearing glasses.

What is your gender?
Outtie.

How tall are you?
0.0009600432 nautical miles

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I think the word you're looking for is single. Obnoxiously single.

Can I touch you?
Oh my, now we're getting somewhere.

Can I visit your room?
Why the fuck would you wanna do that?

Can I buy you drinks?
I would never turn down a free drink. I'm not joking even a little bit on this one.

Can I give you stuff?
So long as it's not considered biological waste, sure.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Um... Yeah fuck it you can do either.

Are you nice?
Despite having a permanent scowl and cursing a lot, I'm actually just a big teddy bear. Unless you're an asshole then we have a big problem.

Will you be going to parties?
I will if I'm invited to any. Please invite me to your parties. Not joking here either.

Do you do drugs/drink/smoke?
I just drink. Unless someone slips something into one of those free drinks that were mentioned, but I suppose that's something entirely different.

Can I take your picture?
Only if something awesome is going on. And if I get to see it afterwards cause I don't take pictures of myself.

What's your goal this year?
To just have a good time and forget about the pain of this "normal" life for a bit. And I dunno, maybe get laid at a con for once. Suppose to be a first time for everything right?