Very simple meme, I just want to know if you think the government should pay people Disability for the following conditions.

1. Being a brony- How is this a Disability?
2. Alcoholism - yes but in such a way where the money goes towards the help needed.
3. Illegal drug addiction yes but in such a way where the money goes towards the help needed.
4. Chain smoking yes but in such a way where the money goes towards the help needed.
5. Emotional sensitivity yes but in such a way where the money goes towards the help needed.
6. Attempting suicide yes but in such a way where the money goes towards the help needed.
7. Homosexuality/bisexuality/transexuality/pansexuality How is this a Disability?
8. Illiteracy - How is this a Disability?
9. Failure to understand English How is this a Disability?
10. Stupidity How is this a Disability?
11. Laziness How is this a Disability?
12. Obesity (when caused by laziness and/or gluttony) How is this a Disability?
13. Being of a "minority" race How is this a Disability?
14. Being Athiest or a religion other than Christian How is this a Disability?

Most of the ones I list, government currently pays disability for (unsure about the last 2, but they fit right in with other absurd claims they say yes to). In 2011, a guy actually was given disability for being a brony. I honestly don't think government should give money for self-inflicted problems (1-4, 6, 11, & 12) though.

How about being addicted to masturbation? I could get some money for that.

Some states might. It seems nowadays they give disability for everything except being white.

I'm a mix of lots of different colors and nationalities... can I get a check for each one?

Florida, I think that only applies if you're an immigrant

I belong to that rare kind of foreigner who actually likes this country, tries to integrate, learn English and be a productive person. I don't have an "oppressed victim complex". I'm actually grateful for the opportunity I was given to start a new life here...

So I don't feel as an immigrant. I'm a redneck who was born somewhere else by accident.

Kind of like WWE Hall of Famer the Iron Shiek: Iranian immigrant who always acted like he hated our country in the ring, but IRL he loves our country and smokes a lot of pot, calling it "a gift from God" in his High Times Magazine interview.