Where are you staying?
Westin on like the millionth floor!!!

What day are you getting there? Leaving?
Thursday to Monday

Transportation?
Driving in from Austin, TX

Who will you be rooming with?
 piston

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
EVERYONE

Will you be suiting? Which suits?
Damn Straight!! ALL OF THEM!!!

What is your gender, age, height?
Penis, Old, About this tall *points*

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Yes I am!! No I am not!!

Are you nice? Can I talk to you?
If by nice you mean sexy as hell, then no. Sure talk to me all you want, if I walk away you annoyed me.

Can I touch you? How about hugs?
Yes Yes OH GAWD YES!!!!

How can I find you?
Using your eyes would prolly help.

Can I visit your room?
Is your name  piston

Do you drink? Can I buy you a drink?
Yes, YES lots of them!!

How about recreational activities?
Well, playing soccer is hard in suit, maybe so Polo.

Do you take commissions? Trades?
You must not know me at all

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
My sketchbook is my penis.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Say hi, wave, tap my shoulder. DON'T BE WEIRD!!!

What/where will you be eating?
Food in restaurants or dining establishments.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Did I invite you? No? GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!!

Can I take your picture?
If you don't I will cry and babies will die and all bad things will happen

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
HARDCORE NUDITY!!!!

Need to know anything else??? SPEAK UP!!