CON STUFF
Q: Where are you staying?
A: Con Hotel

Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: Thursday to Monday

Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: Whoever I can fit into my bed

Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: Earth

Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: Food at foodories

Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: The party is in my pants

Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: Both

PERSONAL STUFF
Q: What is your gender?
A: Mayonnaise

Q: How tall are you?
A: Depends on which convenience store I am leaving

Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: IDK, if I approach you will you touch me?

Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: Money in my g-string works

Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: -12

Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: I do not own my fursuits, my fursuits are free to do whatever they want, they just choose me.

PERMISSIONS
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: Do I have to have pants on?

Q: How can I find you?
A: My GPS tracker is accurate up to 5 feet.

Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: HA! You are a furry, you have no money.

Q: Can I look in your sketchbook?
A: You spelled pants wrong again.

Q: Can I take your picture?
A: Can I take you?

MISCELLANEOUS STUFF
Q: Do you do do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: I do everything for free.

Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: I can acquire one if need be for some "reasons"

Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: No, but you can volunteer to volunteer for me.

Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: Do my taxes, diversify my stock portfolio, and open a Jamba Juice