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Fuck Call of Duty....
13 years ago
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I mean, this has been a problem for a while and I've let it slide on a few occasions due to some sort of lapse in mentality for me. But come fucking on, I was just in a game where call of duty decided that it was a balanced game by having 3 master prestige's on the other team and then on my team we only have one along with a few people who weren't prestige and one split screen that was rank 18.... Really Call of Duty? That's balanced? Are you sure? Are you really sure? Tonight has to have been my worst experience yet playing Call of Duty. First, my team was full of snipers on a domination game mode. Hi, I'm a red flag. Then, whenever our team would capture a flag, everyone would run to the other side of the map, the enemy team would spawn back at the flag we just captured, and they would get the flags. This happened 7 god damned times. I know, I had to recapture the flags thanks to my team mates who just embody the cancer that is Call of Duty players.
Next, the matchmaking itself. Oh boy, you could not have dropped the ball any harder than you did with this matchmaking Call of Duty, Treyarch, and Activision. "Skill based matchmaking" is what was promised. But what I got was the same as every other Call of Duty. The only difference I saw was that once you prestige, you get more prestige's in the lobby. That's it. It's not like before you prestige, there are no other prestige's in the lobby, or that if you're first prestige there is only first prestige in the lobby, second prestige is only in with second prestige, etc. Nope, I am first prestige playing in lobbies with master prestige's. And not every master prestige is a god at the game, I mean the one on my team did worse than me. Hell, I led my team. But that's the problem. If you play long enough you will get master prestige. I'm first prestige going on second prestige, am I amazing at the game? No I'm quite terrible, but like I said, if you play long enough you'll rack up enough experience points that you will become master. Granted you can choose not to prestige if you really dont want to and keep you out of the higher prestige lobbies. But I mean, who doesn't want to prestige? That's the whole point of Call of Duty multiplayer, is ranking up and trying to be the best.
And then there are the players themselves. What can I say that hasn't been said already about Call of Duty players? How is it that whenever I play multiplayer, I get some of the dumbest, most technologically illiterate, stupid fucking retards that ever walked the face of the earth? I'm trying my damnedest to play the objective, you know, play the game as it's meant to be played. But all these mother fuckers want to do is camp and raise their kill count. Yeah, when we lost 200-65 (actual score) in domination and you have 23-5 K/D with 0 flag captures, you're a cunt. No if's and's or but's about it. You are a straight up cunt and are indeed the, previously mentioned, cancer of Call of Duty.
I'm just sick of it all, and if you've ever played online with me, you've heard this rant before, maybe a few dozen times as well. But I've seriously become fed up with it and needed to get this rant out.
Good fucking day internet, I'm going to make myself a $60 frisbee, thanks Treyarch and Activision,
Next, the matchmaking itself. Oh boy, you could not have dropped the ball any harder than you did with this matchmaking Call of Duty, Treyarch, and Activision. "Skill based matchmaking" is what was promised. But what I got was the same as every other Call of Duty. The only difference I saw was that once you prestige, you get more prestige's in the lobby. That's it. It's not like before you prestige, there are no other prestige's in the lobby, or that if you're first prestige there is only first prestige in the lobby, second prestige is only in with second prestige, etc. Nope, I am first prestige playing in lobbies with master prestige's. And not every master prestige is a god at the game, I mean the one on my team did worse than me. Hell, I led my team. But that's the problem. If you play long enough you will get master prestige. I'm first prestige going on second prestige, am I amazing at the game? No I'm quite terrible, but like I said, if you play long enough you'll rack up enough experience points that you will become master. Granted you can choose not to prestige if you really dont want to and keep you out of the higher prestige lobbies. But I mean, who doesn't want to prestige? That's the whole point of Call of Duty multiplayer, is ranking up and trying to be the best.
And then there are the players themselves. What can I say that hasn't been said already about Call of Duty players? How is it that whenever I play multiplayer, I get some of the dumbest, most technologically illiterate, stupid fucking retards that ever walked the face of the earth? I'm trying my damnedest to play the objective, you know, play the game as it's meant to be played. But all these mother fuckers want to do is camp and raise their kill count. Yeah, when we lost 200-65 (actual score) in domination and you have 23-5 K/D with 0 flag captures, you're a cunt. No if's and's or but's about it. You are a straight up cunt and are indeed the, previously mentioned, cancer of Call of Duty.
I'm just sick of it all, and if you've ever played online with me, you've heard this rant before, maybe a few dozen times as well. But I've seriously become fed up with it and needed to get this rant out.
Good fucking day internet, I'm going to make myself a $60 frisbee, thanks Treyarch and Activision,
BillyPlats
~billyplats
Why do you think I stay out of multiplayer and stick to zombies? Yeah, the Tranzit mode sucks, but if you play Die Rise or just plain Survival, zombies is a good time. I'm only level 28 non-prestige, for a game I've owned since day one. That shows how much I avoid multiplayer.
