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A little note to North Korea... Ahem... Dear North Korea:
12 years ago
General
They seem to think wagging their tiny Korean penis missles left over from the 1960s is going to make the U.S.A. do anything other than fall over laughing. We killed all the other boogeymen and our massive military industrial complex is just itching to find a new boogeyman to get into yet ANOTHER war. Be glad you don't have oil or we would already be there. So I say to Kim Dong Tinyfuckin Ill, while he is busy BRO-fronting at the #
Dear North Korea,
Do not tickle sleeping dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
Dear North Korea,
Do not tickle sleeping dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
AxleFurret
~axlefurret
OP
*rolls around on the floor laughing!!!* The no dong missle! Oh god! My sides hurt!
bryanlutra
~bryanlutra
North Korea just wants attention, they are lonely over there. Everyone calls South Korea plain old Korea, that has got to hurt.
AxleFurret
~axlefurret
OP
I was telling a friend that if they would actually do something that since they have no oil, America would just bomb them to hell untill south Korea became an island nation with a Sea of North Korea where land used to be.
bryanlutra
~bryanlutra
Take a month off from the Middle East and Africa to take an Eastern trip. Shining beaches, kinky girls, thousands of unguided missiles, fun for the whole family. Make sure you don't miss a spot!
