Okay this may sound particularly odd but I'm looking for a text translator that will translate into gag speak. Yes I mean gag speak as in the muffled noises you hear when a gagged person is trying to talk. Oddly enough I have a friend that prefers having the gag speak written out in RP so I'm trying to accommodate him in a way that I won't have to gag myself in real life every time we RP to ascertain an accurate depiction of the muffled phrase I'm attempting to type. Mind you I hardly think he cares anyway but whateverz.