So a couple days ago me and my cousin go out to the docks in downtown San Diego. We hit a bar a couple minutes earlier and i guess we walked all the way there. Anyway so we're just both stumbling and falling all over ourselves. My cousin goes to the edge of the dock feet hanging a few feet above the water. Then he turns around to look at me and he pukes all fucking over me and falls backward right into the fucking water. Everybody around us was like 'Holy fuck did you see that shit'. Laughs and pictures were had by all.

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